What have I done?

You've found the signup form for email updates on Matt Weber's new fiction releases. When I don't have a new release, I'll send the occasional email about something fun and interesting related to my writing, or possibly a free short story, just as proof of life. 

I'm not sure I like this idea.

You are wise. I am both obscure and foul-minded, which make for pretty sweet writing (in my unbiased estimation), but my angle isn't to everyone's taste. That's OK. I only want your email if you think you'll like what you buy. 

But, although I may attempt to core out your brain and replace it with some eldritch substance more to my liking, I won't spam you or share your email, and you can unsubscribe at any time.

This is relevant to my interests. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Beautiful. Enter your email and your first name below, and we're in business. Thank you!