WE'RE THROWIN' ONE HELLUVA 4th OF JULY
FUNK FEST IN TAHOE
Chubster Nation –
The biggest day of the year is upon us: America’s 238th birthday, the greatest there was and ever will be, the motherflippin' 4th of July. And here's the deal... we're taking this party express to a little place called LAKETAHOE. Here's the down and dirty:
- Friday: Pig Roast on Zephyr Cove Beach (RSVP here) & then fireworks & adult beverages at Riva Grill
- Saturday: Mega Day Party at Gar Woods (RSVP here)
See below for more details, but get stoked because this is undoubtedly going to be the most rowdy celebration of the best country on the planet, ever.
FRIDAY, JULY 4TH -- ZEPHYR COVE
We’re tyin' this hog to a log and tossin' him over an open flame for a good 'ole pig roast. So, gather up the crew, load up on some brews (a keg or two should do the trick) and join us for some pulled pork and debauchery, on the sweet sweet beaches of Zephyr Cove.
FIREWORKS at RIVA GRILL -- FRIDAY JULY 4TH 900 Ski Run Blvd, South Lake Tahoe, CA 96150
And after the party there's the firework display. Yeah, R. Kelly was really onto something. Come join us at The Riva Grill, where we'll be sippin' on brewhas and resting our voice so we can all sing this beautiful country the happy birthday ballad she deserves. We'll be the ones harmonizing on the lawn... in the most epic shorts known to man.
Starting @ 6:00 PM
SATURDAY, JULY 5TH -- GARWOODS 5000 N Lake Blvd, Carnelian Bay, CA 96140
Hangover? Never met the guy. Run it back with us at GarWoods. That’s right, we'll have MegaPong (life size beer pong), cornhole - all the works - down on the beach. Plus giveaways, raffles, and lots of Wet Woodies...shaboomslam.
BOOMSLAM. Let's get really, really, ridiculously weird.
Oh, and make sure to shoot us your funky fresh pics from the weekend on Facebook, Twitter, or Instagram @chubbies with #BoatsAndTaHoes for a chance to win shorts.
Happy Birthday, America. Don't Sweat the Technique.
Colin "The Colonial Foot Soldier" Chapman
BOOMSHAKALAKA! GO AMERICA!
Or hell, just forward this to the 3 people in the world who need to know about this right about now.
