If you're feeling cheap, stick to tongue-in-cheek:
POP GOES CHRISTMAS
Popjustice have played up the puns to poke fun at some of the year's biggest hits with their Christmas card collection; from Adele to X Factor voiceover man.
For the duration of the 12 Days of Pick'n'Mitchmas, there'll be a new edition every day.
If you'd rather wait for normal service to resume, drop me an email and I'll relieve you from the Advent-ure.