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PSY STORIES
June
Newsletter
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EVIL BIOTIC INSECTOIDS FROM THE BEYOND
Psyhigh students know how to keep busy in summer. Summer classes, classified internships, part-time jobs—yet students still find time to hang out with friends, become the target of apocalyptic prophecy, and defeat an evil from beyond time and space. Read about it here.
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HOTTER THAN A PEPPER SPROUT
It's a scorcher at Psychic High School, and it's not just the season or global warming. The school's contract with the Demonic Power Administration has expired, and negotiations have been intense. Dean Hammer is feverishly seeking resolution, but the added heat injected into the dialog has had the unfortunate effect of igniting all the dry grass, tumbleweeds, and spiderwebs on campus. Got any tips on how to beat the heat? Post to your journal today.
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REMOTE VIEWING CONTEST
Congratulations to Tessa McKeown of Plano, Texas, for successfully identifying May's remote viewing object: a tiny toy penguin! Tessa has already enjoyed her gift certificate to the Spoonbender for a Super Double Mango-nut Dopamine Brainfreeze Sulcitino. Could you be next? There's a new object in Tulka's magic sack. Use your remote viewing skills to see inside and you could be next month's winner. Let us know at info@psyhigh.com.
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PSYHIGH SPIRIT
Being a student at Psyhigh means staying "frosty" at all times. Keep a cool head, post to your journal daily, upvote us here, spread the Psyhigh Spirit, and recruit your friends and neighbors through friendly door-to-door visits!
Sincerely,
Psychic High School
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Students blaze trails during summer session.
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Fully flame-proof android bodies available.
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