Comedy Studio Weekly News: June 30, 2015

Martin, David, and Derek.

NEWS

*It's true! Scout Cambridge Magazine has nominated us 'one of the two top comedy venues in Cambridge'. It's between us and ImprovBoston. How could we lose?
You can vote here.

*Founder's Week! Three Mystery Lounge founding members on one show! And we can offer you 2-for-1 tickets! Just say the special code message to Andrea at the door, "I heard it's two for one tonight"!
(And it's Jenny Chalikian's lat night as comic-in residence!)

*Myq Kaplan will be on America' Got Talent...tonight!!

*Hearing more about Last Comic Standing.....So far, I've got Joe List, Dan Crohn, Kelly MacFarland, Seirra Katow, Amir Gollan, Kendra Cunningham and Harrison Greenbaum have all made the 'Final 100".

SCHEDULE

TUESDAY (6/30): Mystery Lounge! Magicians Bob Riordan! and Steve Kradolfer! and featuring mentalist Jon Stetson! The old-est and only-est magic show in New England! with guest comedian Jenny Chalikian.

WEDNESDAY (7/1): Fresh Faces showcase with Mariel Cabral, Jenny Chalikian, James Huessy, Joe Kozlowsky, Liam McGuirk, Jesse Miles, Mike O'Neil, Jere Pilapl, Jesse Nicholas, Carolyn Riley, Emily Ruskowski, Jeff Wiles.

THURSDAY (7/2): Kayla Avery, Peter Bowers, Trey Burnham, Jordan Handren-Sevey, Elena Jawitz, Brett Johnson, Tookie Kavanaugh, Kwasi Mensah, Liam McGuirk, Emily Ruskowski.

FRIDAY (7/3): Rick Canavan hosts with PJ. Brown, Taylor Connelly, Rick Jenkins, Mike O'Brien, Mike Pincus.

SATURDAY (7/4): No Show! 4th of July!

SUNDAY (7/5): Sunday Funnies with Ryan Chani, Justin P. Drew, Maya May, Rohan Padhye, Miguel Perez, Sean Rosa, Emily Ruskowski, Abishek Shah.

JOKES:

I was vacationing in a town so small "Welcome to" and "You are now leaving" are on the same sign.

THE INVENTOR OF THE PINK FLAMINGO DIED...

From Joe Birbiglia:
His family has asked that people not send flowers because that's tacky.

During the autopsy it was learned that he was actually hollow and his legs were made out of thin metal rods.

The cause of his death is under investigation, but they think he may have been killed by a horde of jealous garden gnomes.

*from Bob Carney and Mike Bent: His body will stay on his front lawn until the neighbors complain.

*from Niraj Shah: They put him in a coffin and stuck it in his front lawn.

Mourners are encouraged to position their flamingos at half mast.

And also, this week in death...

*from Anthony Scibelli: Dick van Patten has died at the age of 86 years old. I guess, 86 was enough.

*from Brett Koller: -James Horner, composer best known for scoring “Titanic,” died after crashing his plane..............into an iceberg.