Today's Dose of Smile-Therapy
Monday Giggler
Joke #1
It’s the final round of the $64,000 question and only 3 remaining contestants are left, Billy Sandee and Harold. The question is, finish the following song title and spell the answer. " Old Macdonald had a ____". Billy goes first and says "Estate" "e-s-t-a-t-e". The announcer says sorry wrong answer, but right spelling, meanwhile Harvey is going nuts... he is so excited she cannot control himself. Sandee goes next and answers " Ranch", "r-a-n-c-h". The announcer says sorry wrong answer but right spelling, and Harvey is jumping up and down and he is so excited he almost screams. The announcer turns to Harvey and says "For $64,000 what is the answer". Harvey answers "Farm" , "e-i-e-i-o"
Joke #2
Thrifty Parents
An old man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing, forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the old man said. "We're sick and tired of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." And he hangs up.
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "There's no way they're getting a divorce," she shouts. "I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" And she hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife, smiling. "Great," he says, "they're coming home for Christmas AND paying their own way!!
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