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a quick read: a peek at our summer
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Hello stoner buds! 

I missed last week's newsletter OF COURSE! That's what happens when I make a public statement about how "on time" I plan to be. Anyway, last Tuesday I was at parents home in Texas, swimming and dodging mosquitos and hovering over children, hence the lack of newsletter. 

Now that I'm back, welcome to the new format of The Stoner Mom Newsletter! This new look is a lot like the old one. I'll link to only the most recent articles from www.thestonermom.com, plus I'll be adding a new segment called 5 Things, where I share my loves from the previous week. 

Blogging is starting to feel less personal, and that bothers me. So here's a tiptoe in the pool, a weekly peek into the stoner mom's life. Here's this week's 5 Things!

The family at Lego Discovery | Tolerance break = stoned eyes | Cannasmack Luxe's vegan clarifying polish | Found hemp seeds at Target | David's harvest
5 Things | 6.19-6.26 2017
  1. Spending a vacation week with all the kids, like a traditional family. This was the first time we have ever done that and it went better than I expected.

    My sweet step-kids calling my parents grandma and grandpa. Using perfect manners. And my girls, embracing their siblings into our yearly tradition, with no hesitation. In short, vacation was a success for our little blended family.
     
  2. A vacation with the kids meant a brief tolerance break for the stoner mom. And a tolerance break means it's back to the good old days of being STONED! Like, actually stoned. Stoned like a teenager, to the point where I had to really save smoking cannabis for when the kids were gone.

    I'm pretty much back to normal now but holy moly. I definitely recommend tolerance breaks you guys. Even a four-day break has had awesome positive effects on my daily medication. 
     
  3. I am loving the direction Cannasmack is going with their new vegan lux line. This clarifying polish smells heavenly and is no joke in the skin care department. Seriously, check out the reviews. I will report back after I use it for a week or so. 
     
  4. The BFF recently inspired me to get into smoothies. I got super stoned with her before I did the shopping at Target and of course spent a small fortune on yummy things to throw into the blender. Here's to healthy snacks for stoners!

    Anyway, found HEMP SEEDS and these are just the texture I need in my new daily self-care smoothie routine. 
     
  5. David finished harvesting from our last grow. Over a pound in homegrown medicine. His biggest yield yet! 

    Our White Rhino ended up with seeds which sucks, but we made lemonade from lemons by throwing the seedy weed into our Magical Butter machine. A few hours later we had pot brownies.

That's it for this week! Until next week, don't forget to be safe, be responsible, and always be kind. Love you!
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