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So, are you going to spam my inbox every day? No, ain't gonna happen! Once maybe two a month. That'll be it. Cross my fingers, hope to die, poke a needle in my... You get the idea.

Look, if, by any chance, you feel that I am getting a bit too much, just unsubscribe. I'd rather you didn't though, cos I heard from this guy that if this happens, a load of mutant rats will jump onto my bed when I'm sleeping and eat my eyes.

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