What's a cave dweller to do?
If you follow me on Instagram you know that I went straight Gollum this month. Cole has me all wrinkly, wearing a diaper and challenging Hobbits to riddle-offs down in the bottom of a troll cave. Those damned Hobbitses keep rooking me out of my precious and I'm pretty sure things are going to come to fisticuffs unless Gandolf gives me magic and that amazing unicorn her rides in one of the movies,
Just kidding, I just really wanted a reason to use fisticuffs in a sentence.
But the cave part is legit. Last newsletter you guys got chapter 7 of Cole and Elle's story - a random experiment in writing short story smut that turned a little Frankensteiny. Today, I'm taking time out of bulldozing through 84k words on the newly titled Twisted Fate. While I am sorry to report, Cole's not making an appearance in this newsletter (you're going to have to meet Greyson instead) he's gonna be a book for you to splooge all over by the end of the year.
I do have to say a massive thank you to you guys for hanging tough while I'm not nearly as amusing as usual. You guys are the bees!
~Ace
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Contents:
- Did someone say unicorn?
- A big ole fat thank you!
- $50 gift card
- Family Business
- Twisted Fate
- Anthology Piece
- Funny Face
- Authors by the Beach
- The Naughty Library
- Mix and match
- The Muse, Part 1
- Read on with your bad selves
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You may recognize this blue unicorn from earlier this month (or from Project Pabst cans - long story but I snapped a pic of a coaster at a bar then waxed poetic). If you do recognize it from my account and you read through this post, THANK YOU! If you took action by purchasing my books or going one step further and donating, I honestly don't know what to say. Your support for me and my friends you've never met and that aren't even remotely part of the book community, speaks to what awesome humans we have here. I am honored and humbled to call you all friends. I'm always here for you, you guys have already shown you're here for me.
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$50 AMAZON GIFT CARD AKA I'M DESPERATE
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I'm begging you for help. Down on my knees, templed handles, chanting and crying... The whole nine yards. On Amazon, Strictly Business has 28 reviews and Bad For Business only has 11. I'm going out on a limb and saying that more than 39 people read and liked my books. If you're one of them, particularly if you got an ARC (and said you would leave a a review), can you please, PLEASE write a review or leave a rating for my books? It doesn't have to be fancy or eloquent - they all are awesome and amazing to me.
Everyone who leaves an AMAZON review in the month of September will be entered into a raffle to win a $50 gift card to Amazon and a signed paperback of Family Business when it's finished. Just email or DM me a picture of your review when it's posted. The winner will be announced in the next newsletter.
Oooooooo and maybe while you're there hit a couple of those fancy "yes, this review was helpful" buttons.
Thank you in advance for popping over and helping a chica out. I couldn't do this without you! Long distance slobber kisses!!!!!!
💋💋💋💋
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FAMILY BUSINESS COMING IN OCTOBER
I don't have an exact date for the release but it will be out by the time I go to Authors By The Beach October 22nd if it kills me. Good news, we're in final edits and will have a cover in September. This book is the last installment told from Kate's POV. It's also worth noting, not all endings are happy and not all endings are endings... 😈
STRICTLY BUSINESS and BAD FOR BUSINESS are live!
Julie Andrews said it best, well sang it best (and you know how I feel about singing...) but LET'S START AT THE VERY BEGINNING. IT'S A VERY GOOD PLACE TO START. WHEN YOU READ YOU BEGIN WITH SB BFB, WHEN YOU SING YOU BEGIN WITH DO RE MI 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶
Amazon: http://amzn.to/2a6AdS4
iTunes: http://apple.co/2apOd7q
You can always follow me on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter for more deets!
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Twisted Fate
(A Twisted Fairy Tale, Book 1)
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Did you see this puppy? I mean it's the book to a T 🙌🏻 Dripping blood, dark and twisty, super sexy. Just. Like. Cole.
Twisted Fate, A Twisted Fairy Tale * book one
What if fate is real? What if soulmates exist? What if the fairy tales do come true? One chance encounter is all it would take. Sitting next to each other on an airplane perhaps...
What if fate is cruel? What if your other half is your only weakness? What if the villains always win? One orgasm sealed it, one gunshot ends it.
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ROMANCE ANTHOLOGY
In case I don't have enough going on, I was asked to contribute a short, steamy piece to an upcoming romance anthology. I can't say too much yet, but the proceeds will go to charity and 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻
Be prepared to meet sexy AF soccer player Graham Foster and Livy Owens, the pool playing ball buster with zero desire to date him.
In honor of Graham's wooing shenanigans (and LD, because we ALL love him - even Graham) we have our first game!
RULES:
- print page here
- draw the most ridiculous face you can imagine
- send it to me via DM
- if it wins me over, I'll send you a $5 Amazon gift card
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They're finally letting me play with the big dogs!
(aka come see me in LA in October)
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The Naughty Library is plugging right along. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT! It definitely suffered from the whole Gollum schtick but I've recruited help and am getting a serious review effort underway. If you are interested in having your books reviewed, or reviewing the copies so generously contributed, email me here! Look for some awesome takeovers, event calendars and review sections to come in September.
The voting for the logo also starts tomorrow. You can preview entries here. Look to buy you naughty swag here soon!!!
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HAVE WE HAD ENOUGH FUN YET?
Something tells me no. Not enough "Highlights for Adults" yet... so let's play a little connect the dots. To the left we have Nicholas Bryant, Brooklyn Hart, Hayes Hutchinson, Milo Hart, Cole Ryan and Horse (aka the men in my life). To the right, we have their big ole beautiful dicks. Print this page here and DM me with your answers. If you get it right, get a $5 gift card for Amazon!
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