Well, well, well. I don't hear from you for MONTHS and then suddenly here you are, cluttering up my inbox. Thanks for nothing, also you are dead to me.

That's my impression of you.

Hi! Summer is over and school has finally started, which means I can ooze around my "office" doing "work" without my children in the next room judging me for not having a real job. Life is sweet again.

Here are some things you should know about:



THE JOCO CRUISE - NEW INVENTORY!

If the last time you looked you found only verandah cabins and were hoping to book something cheaper and with fewer verandahs, I've got good news. We've currently got a bunch of available Ocean View staterooms (i.e., with windows) and Interior staterooms (i.e., without windows). Book 'em while they last!

We've also made available some "Interior Guarantee" staterooms, wherein you are guaranteed AT LEAST an Interior stateroom, but might get a free upgrade to a higher level, depending on what we have in inventory when we sail. Details about how this works are in the FAQ (https://jococruise.com/faq/#what-is-an-interior-guarantee-or-outside-guarantee).

This is going to be the most amazing cruise yet, and I think you should come. https://jococruise.com/



A SHOW IN BROOKLYN

What? Like, a SHOW show? Yes. I'll be at the Bell House October 7th with Paul and Storm and some of our "friends," and during this show I will play guitar and sing songs for an audience. Like I used to do before I was a cruise magnate. Tickets here: http://bit.ly/2chwQtx



OTHER THINGS THAT ARE INTERESTING KIND OF

So yeah, I'm doing all the things now: cruises, radio shows, TV shows, Broadway shows, you know. Did you see that BrainDead television program on CBS? Well, you should have, it was good. I wrote a dozen songs for the "Previously On" segment at the beginning where they tell you what was on the show, previously. There's a bunch here if you want to catch up (http://bit.ly/2cqr4mV), but honestly, you're a little late. It was pretty fun. I got to do a pretty big cameo in the last episode, which made me realize why everyone wants to be an actor, because it's awesome.

Spongebob The Musical opened in Chicago, and it was a real thrill seeing my song performed on stage by real actors in a real theater as if it was a real thing. I hear that it's coming to NYC, probably Spring of 2017. I'll keep you posted (twice a year or so, if it's convenient for me)!

New album, yes yes. Things are happening! I may have said, it's a concept album about artificial intelligence and the internet and the possible final end/traumatic evolution of humanity? And there's a companion graphic novel? So yes, I have finally gotten too ambitious. It'll be released the beginning of next year, but I hope you'll be able to start hearing some of it before that.



SEE ME DO THINGS ON STAGE

The Majestic Theater in Dallas, TX
September 27 at 7:30 PM
Ask Me Another
Tickets: http://prekindle.com/promo/id/24545708305944354

The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY
October 7 at 7 PM
Jonathan Coulton with Paul and Storm and "Friends" (acoustic show)
Tickets: http://bit.ly/2chwQtx

The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY
October 10 at 7:30 PM
Ask Me Another
Tickets: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1290411?utm_medium=bks

The Bell House in Brooklyn, NY
October 17 at 7:30 PM
Ask Me Another
Tickets: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/1290419?utm_medium=bks




That's what I got for now. Watch this space for more too little too late updates! I love you!

-j



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