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RUN 2098

28 November 2016

 
BEEP BEEP

& SCARY WOMAN's

MARATHON RUN
How exciting! SIDEWALK SHAGGER and DRAG QUEEN were back, after many a long years absence. They had been sitting outside in the car, trying to remember everyone's names, but came a cropper, when the newbies TOYLIT DUK, STICKY WILLY, MOOBZ and FE FI FO FUM rocked up-yip, that's how long it's been!

KLINGON nearly wet himself with the excitement of more Americans hashing- sorry my mistake-he did, or was it just the sprinkler?
With none of the usual runners, it was left to KLINGON, FE FI FO FUM and Frankie to run with SIDEWALK SHAGGER (who graciously slowed down), and off they went doing their best to keep up with her until that blinkin check that gets us every time, was it under the over pass, over it, to the left (or in RLD's case right), to the right (RLD's left), slightly left (RLD's very right), slightly right (left), ummmmmm, the rest of us milled around waiting for CUM DOWN and RLD to catch up, and eventually the awesome DRAG QUEEN, who's been practising hashing all round the world, found it. Yay! Or boo 'cos the OP was frickin miles away.
We were that foot sore by the time we got to the first OP, that we quickly scoffed all the chippies, and drank our drinks in record time, before wandering straight down the straight road for many more miles before cumming across the second OP at the cross roads, where we did our best not to get run over.
Soon it was time to get back on home, where SCARY WOMAN did her best waitress impression, for all of three order, before she gave up and everyone got eggs and cheese on their venison burgers
F.M.O.T.N: GM and DOBBING SESSION

BEEP BEEP & SCARY WOMAN - hares
CUM DOWN, DRAG QUEEN & SIDEWALK SHAGGER- Returners
DRAG QUEEN - 21
CUM DOWN - making up run numbers
FE FI FO FUM - sideways running dog
MOOBZ -stretching

ORFUL FUK  - stealing bananas from charities
FE FI FO FUM  - Yeti
RLD - going all the way (nearly)
SIDEWALKER SHAGGER & DRAG QUEEN - not cumming sooner
FE FI FO FUM - pinkie sticking out

 
PRICK OF THE WEEK - FE FI FO FUM - needs to harden the fark up
MOLESTERING STICK -AWOL
WOBBLY LEGS -SIDEWALK SHAGGER - Llama impersonation
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 RUN NO:2099

MONDAY 5 December 2016

6.30PM


    Hare: NAVIGATOR & NICE BUT

Location: VICTORIA PARK MAIN CAR PARK
# we need to start on time so our cars don't get locked in.

 
UP CUMMING RUNS:
   Date      Run No                 Hare                                                Location       
12 Dec   2100     FE FI FO FUM                 Deans Ave, Hagley Park
19 Dec   2101     CUM DOWN                   1/16 Rhodes St, Merivale
27 Dec   2102     Garden City - TUESDAY RUN               TBA
 2 Jan   2103     STD/DING-A-LING         'New' House, New Year Run

 9 Jan  2104      KLINGON                  10 Lovelock Street, Dallington
16 Jan  2105      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
23 Jan  2106      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
30 Jan  2107      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
 6 Feb  2108      HARE NEEDED                            HARE NEEDED
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