THEY ARE RUINING MY SNORKEL EXPERIENCE!!

Tonight: The Plastic Straw Get Rich Quick Scheme!

In case you haven't heard, plastic straws are being banned all over the place! Including, possibly, NYC! Andy Breckman, the man with the Midas touch, has a terrific idea to capitalize on the great plastic straw panic that is sure to come. And it involves, as always, the listeners/winged monkeys.

1. You send us money. 2. Andy buys up all the straws. 3. We wait until the value of plastic straws goes through the roof, and 4. Make a killing!!

You will be happy to know that the beverage disabled - pardon me, the differently beveraged - will be able to buy plastic straws at a discount from Uncle Andy. He's not in this to take advantage of people, no matter what Ken says! Andy Breckman may be many things but he's no Martin Shkreli.

Please call us tonight at (201) 209-9368 and send money so Andy can get rich a third time.

Andy's Korner

Making that fat ca$h!!

Ken's Korner

I'm just waiting for Psilocybin to be removed from the Schedule One drug list so that we can finally do the Andy Takes Mushroom episode we have always dreamed of.

In the meantime, thanks to listener Jeff for letting me know about "Breckman Rodeo," the working title for a new TV show on the Freeform TV network. Since there are only three people named Breckman in the western hemisphere, chances are good that Andy has something to do with this ensemble drama about a group of young, balding Jewish rodeo riders in Cheyenne, Wyoming. The show centers on Andy, a rodeo-as-hell aging sparkplug who refuses to stay within the lines that have been drawn for her, and her boyfriend Kim Sun, a Korean rodeo prodigy torn between a content, quiet life and the rocky climb to superstardom. Andy, Kim Sun and their friends will have to reconcile the traditional values of their sport and their upbringing with the changing realities of the 21st century.

More info on Breckman Rodeo here.

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