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Blatch News

September Issue

Hello and welcome to our September News! 

The good news is that the Parkes Show was another great success but the bad news is the promised rain was very hit and miss. That reminds me...

"Do you want to hear the good news or the bad news?"
"Give me the bad news first."
"Well, the bad news is there's no good news."

While on the topic of bad news, anyone with small children will be saddened to hear that the love between married children's entertainers Emma Wiggle and Lachy Wiggle has gone as cold as spaghetti. That's right, Emma has dropped Lachy like a hot potato. Let's just hope Lachy wasn't putting his feathersword anywhere he shouldn't have. 

It can't be all bad news, everyone's got to have something to look forward to. So, before I totally give up and run off into the hills with just my Coles Minis for company, we have a big newsletter to get through! 

Best wishes for September,

Allan

Pictured above: In August we welcomed Matt Gray into the A.A.Blatch family. Matt comes to us with years of experience in parts sales and has already become a great addition to our team. From Left: Wayne Dunn, Ben Leonard, Susie Blatch, Matt Gray and myself. 

Below: Susie's pregnancy announcement in last month's newsletter had some people scratching their heads. To explain this picture- if you imagine these bearings below as me, Susie, Wilhelmina and Beatrice...look at the Susie bearing and you'll see that there's a little baby bearing inside. This little bearing will be due early next year.
I had a job drilling for water. It was well boring.

A.A.Blatch Arm Wrestle Championship

Bring Out The Big Guns

There's only two weeks left to shred and burn for the arm wrestling event of the year. The old clans around Eugowra will be eager to knock reigning champion Adam 'The Mountain' Norrie off his throne and restore their own family name to glory. Watch this space- a pop-culture related Eugowra campaign is coming...

Me, Myself and A&I.

Farm Machinery Parts Just Got Easy

We've been through an exciting period of growth in the last few years and we're determined to meet our customers' expanding needs all while providing a one-stop shop. So, we're increasing our range of agricultural hard parts and consumables to suit all the main brands. We've jumped on board with A&I Products America, an enormous farm machinery parts company. 
These products will increase our already vast resources in OEM-grade OR ABOVE bearings, belts, chain, pulleys, sprockets, filters, clutch and more. So whether it be MacDon knife guards, Timken slat chains, New Holland waterpumps or a Case auger elbow, get in touch. 

You Raise Me Up

Who Needs A Lift?

This customer has opted for a Drivetech4x4 complete super heavy duty suspension kit with a 2-inch lift. The farmer's V8 Toyota Landcruiser has lots of tool boxes on the back as well as bullbar, winch, lights and other accessories on the front. So we're kitting him out to handle an additional 200kg of weight on the front and an extra 350kg of weight on the back. As your local Drivetech4x4 agents, give us a call to upgrade your suspension for any 4WD. 

Pictured below: springs, coils, shock absorbers, shackles, U-bolts, bushes and everything this landcruiser needs to be riding high and stronger than ever!
I took out a loan to pay for an exorcism. If I don't pay it back I'm going to get repossessed.

A Gift Horse

Need A Present For Someone Special?

We have a great range of gifts in store and vouchers to make Father's Day or a 21st Birthday present easy. A voucher is a safe choice because then they can choose whatever they like! 

Conversion Rates

Time To Engage

We're seeing increased orders for clutch conversion kits for Mazda BT50s and Ford Rangers from the dual-mass fly-wheel style clutch (DMF) back to a single-mass fly-wheel (SMF). Even though a DMF is technologically more advanced and reduces drive-train noise, it wears out more quickly and is not machinable. Therefore, the driver has to buy a complete new DMF clutch. So when it's time for the owner to replace their clutch, some customers are converting the unit over to a SMF. This means that next time their clutch needs an overhaul, they can usually get away with just machining their fly-wheel and then buying a standard clutch kit.

Exedy DMF to SMF conversion clutch kit to suit the BT50 and Ford Ranger: $999.00 inc

For The Man Who Has Everything

More Dollars Than Sense

German publishing house Taschen is releasing 200 limited edition leather-bound books entitled simply "Ferrari". The book comes inside a case made to look like a V12 engine and comes on a stand crafted to mimic the Ferrari exhaust pipes. This can be yours for just AUD$40,000 each. Read on here.
You know what they say about cliffhangers...

Boom Crash Opera

They Came. They Derbied. They Demolished.

We were delighted to watch our customer Matt Falconer take out the 2018 A.A.Blatch Demolition Derby at the recent Parkes Show. Wils was on hand to congratulate the winners and hand over the prizes. 

Life's A Beach

La Vie Est Une Plage

Below: Lachie MacGregor from Parkes is a figure of happiness in his Blatch's cap on Poé Beach, New Caledonia. Well jel, Lachie. Well jel.
Below left: Winner Czinner Chicken Dinner! The Czinner boys Oliver and Thomas of Sydney are capping off a great outfit with their A.A.Blatch hats for "Farmers' Day" at their preschool. Below Right: Bruce Watson of Tichborne keeps dry on the rugby sideline in Wellington.

Kangaroo Court

Trundle Has A Spring In Its Step

We're one of the proud sponsors of the Trundle Boomer Rugby League FC which has made it all the way to yet another Grand Final! The 2018 Grand Final against Manildra will be held at Manildra this Sunday. Even if you care nothing for sports, the Boomer's facebook page will give you quite a chuckle as it offers an insight into the lives of their star players. Click here to read the player profiles.

Pictured above: The Trundle Hotel is a big supporter of the Boomers, as demonstrated by their creative skills.
We're sending the Boomers the best of luck for Sunday and a huge thanks for all the support the players' and their families give to Blatch's.

Below Left: Everyday is the 'best day ever' for Josh van der Stok. Below Right: Adam Porter being a play maker.
I lost a friend after we had an argument about the Tardis. I thought it was a little thing, but it seemed much bigger once we got into it.

Reclaim The Night

Blinded By The Light

This clip will illustrate why we stock and recommend Roadvision lighting: Fantastic quality, fantastic price and all with at least a 5 year warranty!
Roadvision premium lighting- Available at Blatch's.
Roadvision DL Series 9" Round 34 LED
  • Spot Beam with Daylight Strip
  • 9180 lumens
  • 1220m
  • 102W
Special Price: $399.00 inc

Read all the specs here.

September Specials

Wake Me Up When September Ends

A&I America's John Deere Waterpump #RE68230

Suits many JD Headers

Price: $599.00 inc
Alemlube 450gm Grease Gun
  • The best in the business
  • Made in Germany
  • 2 year warranty
  • Doesn't suffer from airlock
  • Repair kits available
  • Trigger one-hand grip
Price: $109.90 inc
Ryco Filter Kit to suit Toyota Landcruiser VDJ79 01/07 on

Price: $89.90 inc
Narva Fuse Master Kit

Price $169.90 inc
 
Diesel Engine Rebuild Kit Suits Mitsubishi Triton ML w/ 4M41T 3.2 Litre

From $1299.00 inc

Image for Illustration purposes only
 
A&I America Auger elbow to suit Case headers.

In stock now!
Replaces CIH: 248308A1, 87398012, 1989472C1, 193417C94, 193417C93, 193417C92, 193417C91

Introductory special at $1099.00 inc
 
Need to tie down some hay bales?

We've got heavy duty ratchet straps in stock like this 2.5T, 12m strap.

Super sale: $24.95 inc
 
7.5L Fluid Extractor

In stock now!

Unbelievable at: $99.90 inc
 
Economy trailer bearing kit suit Holden or Ford type
  • Economy inner bearing cup and cone
  • Economy outer bearing cup and cone
  • Seal
  • Dust Cap
  • Split Pin
Price: $19.90 inc
 
Premium* trailer bearing kit suit Holden or Ford type
  • Inner bearing cup and cone
  • Outer bearing cup and cone
  • Seal
  • Dust Cap
  • Split Pin
Price: $34.90 inc
*Kits made up of
Timken/ NSK/ NTN or SKF
 
First rule of Alzheimers Club:

Don't talk about Chess Club

Further Reading

This May Or May Not Be In The Exam

James Packer's 55m super yacht certainly puts even Burrendong's flashest Malibu in perspective. Apparently he's selling because it's too small. Yeah, we hear you, buddy. Read on here.
Coincidentally, our next item is also about the Packers. This time Chinese billionaire Hui Wing Mao looks like buying the former Kerry Packer-owned Consolidated Pastoral. Consolidated Pastoral owns 16 cattle stations worth a collective $1 billion. Read on here.
Aston Martin is to build 25 James Bond DB5 Goldfinger "continuation cars". One of these classic-shaped new builds will cost you £2.75 million (AUD$4.78 million) before taxes! 
Fancy paying $500,000 for a Torana? This AX9 with a genuine 475kms on the clock is up for auction through Pickles in WA. Read on here.

X-Men

Oh Lord, Won't You Buy Me A Mercedes-Benz?

I think we're only going to see more and more premium "lifestyle utes" from upmarket brands. Cadillac has its EXT but's it's a low-volume seller, even in the US. So Benz is at the forefront of this trend however, did they shoot themselves in the foot re-badging a Nissan Navara? A vehicle is all about the engine, right? So Mercedes has basically just dropped in a Navara engine. But this is where the plot thickens as the Navara engine they've chosen is a twin-turbo 2.3L diesel made not by Nissan, but by Renault. 
So, it's a $64,500 Mercedes-Benz badged Nissan ute powered by a 4-cylinder Renault diesel however there will be a Benz powered V6 version released later this year. For me I think the damage is already done. The reputation for being a re-badged Navara will stick for a long time to come, regardless of its engine. Not to mention this Benz version comes with "pleather" or fake leather like in the C-Class models. Oh the humanity.

In saying this. I'd have one if you gave it to me. I'm not above accepting a free one. Just FYI.

Read on here.
How does the Pope pay for things?

Papal.

See You Soon

Thanks For Shopping With Blatch's

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www.aablatch.com.au

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A.A.Blatch- Proud to be a part of the Central West for 66 Years.  

Major Sponsor of the Parkes PA&H Society's Demolition Derby
Major Sponsor of the Gooloogong Esky Ball
Major Sponsor of the Eugowra PA&H Society's Arm Wrestle
Major Sponsor of the Parkes Swimming Club
Sponsors of Cumnock PA&H Society
Sponsors of the Trundle PA&H Society
Sponsors of the Tullamore PA&H Society
Sponsors of Parkes United Women's Hockey
Sponsors of Parkes Spaceman Rugby League
Sponsors of the Cambridge Cats Cricket Team
Sponsors of the Parkes Golf Club
Sponsors of the Parkes Antique Car Club
Sponsors of the Rotary Westlime Charity Golf Tournament
Sponsors of the Parkes M&D Society
Sponsors of Trundle Boomers RLFC
Sponsor of Cumnock's Long White Lunch
Sponsor of the Trundle Golf Club
Sponsor of the Trundle Branch- Royal Far West Children's Hospital
Sponsor of the Bogan Gate Golf Club
Supporters of Parkes CanAssist
Supporters of Trundle Central School
Supporters of Tullamore Central School
Supporters of Yeoval Preschool 
Supporters of Parkes Early Childhood Centre
Supporters of Parkes Kennel Club

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