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Did you notice how fast fall arrived over the weekend. We now almost want to stay at home in the evenings and cuddle up with a blanket and a book. It would be a nice thing to do if you only had that dream job or dream client already. If you didn't have that nagging feeling telling you that you need to work harder and hustle more. 

I have decided on the weekend to have a bit of fun. I channeled that into a short appearance on stage with a really bad performance of "Dancing Queen" for my friend Heike. Heike is a German language instructor in Basel and former client of mine. I sang the song to the "German Queen" and I did not plan to do this so it was not rehearsed. It was unprofessional and everyone had a good laugh.  Why am I telling you this? 

You probably know by now that I am living according to the motto "Work hard, party hard". However, in the last 6 years, I did not party a lot. I mainly worked to get my business in shape and while it will never be perfect I am quite happy with it right now. You might think 6 years is a long time, you might not want to work for 6 years until you have your job, client or partner ...but in my experience life doesn't offer you any short-cuts. You need to invest in order to gain.

You need to clarify your purpose, prepare your interactions with other humans well, be fully present when interacting and you need to follow up on your promises. You can learn the how in my upcoming #RockMeRetreat18.

If you want to take your job search on a lighter note, read this post I had shared on LinkedIn this summer.
 

Global Recruiting - Helping Global Talents succeed in Switzerland



I need to get this off my chest before I start shouting it out loud: Recruiting is such a mess. In my view, it has become the worst function in HR in 2018. We need to really up our game and the reason I am collating these ideas is that I am a solution-focused person. I did not want to touch the subject matter of recruiting but technically it is the evil twin sister of Global Mobility and we have so much in common. We came from the same womb of bloody shared services and we are trying to get out of the kindergarten of the center of expertise we were dumped into because we are considered “difficult to handle”.

So, recruiting sisters and brothers, listen up. I am writing this post to you. I want to help my candidates have a better experience and for that, I will share a few recent frustrations. I will share them in a way that is hopefully adhering to you and you can always go on a lunch date with me to discuss this further.

ATS - Applicant Torture System

Most of the applicant tracking systems I currently see are a milder form of torture. Why do they never allow you to save a process in the middle? Maybe you did not yet write your cover letter. Maybe you get a phone call or you are interrupted during an upload. Also, they never give you enough space to upload your extensive collection of testimonials and certifications. They hardly ever give me a status update. That should be so easy to program. Here is where you are, then you get a drop-down or similar with a few status updates: We received your valuable application, one of our staff members has reviewed your application, we have forwarded your application to the hiring manager, you are in the pile of rejections, we might take a second look, we will call you for an interview, we will call you again. Maybe you could get an amazing copywriter to make it sound appreciative.

Going back to the 70ies with individual cover letters

Seriously? Do we need cover letters and do we have to make them several pages long? If you really want a well-written cover letter it will take the candidate at least 30 Minutes if the person is a native speaker and good at writing. If not, it will take them an hour or two. Just to go into the black hole or to receive a robot response. If you want to get a candidate’s motivation it’s simple: We need to make a living in one way or another. We have studied hard, worked hard all of our lives and now we had to face a job loss/ offshoring/ burnout/ international move of the partner. You will not get a lot of additional value from the cover letter and if you must make it compulsory, can it not be a field where you can just write 200 words instead of an A4 Letter, pdf and all that?

The robot response

The robot response is a little bit disheartening even if you are packaging it nicely. With the GDPR I am not even sure if it is legal that you keep the candidate’s profile in your database. Have you considered writing a line that is a little more personal? In the old days, we used to give candidates feedback and give them a chance to call us. I guess that’s no longer possible since you are now based out of Wroclaw or Pune. But maybe you could give a hint, WHY the application did not match (especially when LinkedIn thinks you have 7(10) skills. Was it because the candidate seems too lazy as he did not write a cover letter? Was it because the candidate did not adjust his resume, because I told her not to do that? Did you maybe think she was too old, too expensive or too female? Give us an idea of what to improve next time. 

Thanks for your interest in the role of (insert role here). After reviewing your details, we've decided not to progress further with your application. We'll keep your profile in our database. If you are interested, we put new jobs on our careers website (xxx) every day. Thanks for your interest in working with us and we wish you success in your future job search. xxx Recruiting Team

The black hole

It’s hard for most of my clients when they receive a lot of robot responses but for many of us a robot response is better than 0 response. I don’t understand how you can do this and still look in the mirror in the morning. A busy person is using 30 minutes to 2 hours of their precious life to communicate their interest to you and you do not even find it necessary to send a thank you note? Where you raised by wolves? Seriously sisters and brothers, this is just not good enough.

The fake job

If you have just posted a job online you cannot tell a candidate 24 hours later that you have found an internal solution, changed the job profile or that you found someone from your network. It screams “fake job”. What were your trying to achieve? I don’t get it and I don’t think that posting a fake job all over the Internet will increase your credibility. You might raise your website’s ranking if you are a newly established recruiting company but who will come back to you a second time? You go back to play hide and seek with the kids in Kindergarten or Shared Services. I don’t think you are ready for school yet. 

Is there hope?

Maybe, after all, there is hope. Maybe we should bond or we should look for disruptors in the field. I’m not sure what to make of it but I needed to voice this once and for all. We can be stronger together!

Let’s ask the candidates about their wishes. Apart from a job, they mainly want to be respected. How can you treat them with respect? How can technology be an enabler and not just an annoyance?


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Angie Weinberger

 

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