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Hiii!? Sorry to bother you!

Hi hi! I hope this isn't too sudden. I'm really pumped to get to know you, so if I ramble or don't make sense, I'm sorry. I'm just, um, excited.

I'm supposed to introduce myself?! UH! I'm a university student (so much debt aaaah), studying History and Business! And, uh, sometimes I turn into a Glaive.

Being a Glaive is cool, but sometimes my blade-self is awkwardly long? I like helping you have a wider reach and stay safely far away from enemies, but sometimes I think if I had a shorter blade, it'd be more comfortable for you? I don't know. You can tell me if so. I don't know what I'll do to help, but it's still good to know.

Do you know anyone who transforms into a frying pan or a butcher knife? Cuz I can't afford going out every night, but the last time I tried to boil an egg, I ended up with a black husk and the fire alarm made the whole dorm evacuate. But it's not my fault! There's toooooo much to do. Classes + dunj + dating + cooking + friends + laundry = No time for anything else!? How does anyone even balance it all?????

Oh right, and my name's Sawyer. Hi!

Aaanyway I heard Boyfriend Dungeon was fully funded!! On Kickstarter!! For $272,280 CAD! Whoooa. Could pay for my tuition with all that. That's a ridiculous amount of money. And it was already 6 weeks ago?!?? This semester is flying by. It'll be midterms soon already, and then more class bills... Maybe I should open up a Kickstarter just for me hehehe. Okay, I won't, I definitely don't have the free time, and that sounds like way too much pressure.

I was especially happy we were able to fund another non-binary weapon. I was worried about being the only one. That's too much pressure. I just wanna be me, you know? I don't know Rowan that well, but I can tell they're really different from me, so... it'll be extra-fun.

But yeah, THANK YOU!!!! You're all so nice. Everyblade was blown away! :)
I can't waaaaaaait to finally hop in the dunj with you. Not that uh, I'm flirting with you or anything. I mean, unless you want me to. Eek. Uhhh. I just think we'd be good together. Like, as a team??

Anywayyyyyyyy. Do you like my look? My old sweater got coffee all over it (OK maybe I was running too fast but I didn't want to be late) so I bought a new one and it's super comfy. Feel the fabric! Know what that is? ....... It's RELATIONSHIP material. Like me? Heheh.

If you're wondering what's going to happen now, I heard the Kitfox team is hard at work on making Boyfriend Dungeon. AND they've started fulfilling the digital rewards, and getting more info on the ultimate collector's edition. That's going to be a whole pile of paperwork. I have enough homework, so... glad Victoria and Tanya are handling that. Whew.

Upcoming conventions!

I heard the Boyfriend Dungeon demo is gonna be at a buuunch of different conventions and shows! I won't be there (full course load over here!), and Kitfox won't always be there either, but I heard Sunder, Valeria and Seven will be. Make sure you tell them Sawyer says hi. :3

Maaaaybe more? Kitfox is on Twitter and Discord all the time announcing where the game will be going next, so check there!

🎮VIDEOOOO GAMESSSS🎮

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo... you like video games? Cool cool cool! Which ones? Personally, I love retro stuff -- I've been photocopying instead of buying textbooks so I can save up and buy an older system, like a SNAZZ! I wanna play those old JRPGs and my fave, Flutterbug Road!

I know it's a little weird. The SNAZZ came out before I was born. But other than a few indies, modern games seem like they're all so long and intense and dark. Too many gritty dads and zombies. I have enough stress in my life already.
Maybe we can play a co-op game sometime? Everyone likes Secret of Mana, right? ;3 Or, if you're more into modern indie stuff, I can watch you play Donut County or Ooblets!? You can teach me about your faves.
Class is starting soon and Professor Snob FREAKS OUT when I'm late, so I gotta dash! It was nice writing to you - I guess I like writing when it's not an essay and I don't have to do citations in APA format. Or any citations at all! :D

Wait, are you the kind of person that likes citations? If so, um, sorry. Maybe you can help me with mine. :) 

Let's hang out soon and go to the library or arcade or something, okay? :3 I'll try learn to cook a dish just for you. Is boiled eggs a dish?

See ya!
Sawyer

P.S. Pocket's letter is next week and uh, I don't speak cat. But he looks... happy? Or maybe he's hungry. Wait, he didn't want me to skritch his ears. Not at all. Hmm. He looks like a cat with a plan. Good luck.
Meow. MEOW MEOW Meow! Mew. 

Meooow meow meow meow meow meow. Meoww. Hsssssss!!! *Licks paw*

Purrrr,
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