From the Desk of the Commissioner
It's been a glorious couple of weeks for Project Fantasy Football. Yours truly won two games in a row and I'm pleased to report the curse of Elaine's ghost team has been broken! Side note: Alex Miller might need some help cleaning out his desk, so please stop by if you have a moment. In other news, David Watkins seems to be making his move to the top of the standings, while Matt Saltanovitz is quite focused on reaching the bottom.
I have also been asked to retract my last update in which I implied Brock Herr and Wes Brown are substandard coaches. Although it's quite impressive that you coached the Carmel Pups to win the Indiana Elementary Football Association State Championship this year, it was your duet performance of "Quit Playing Games with my Heart" by the Backstreet Boys during your appeal hearing that truly moved me. By the powers vested in me as your commissioner, I hereby grant your request for retraction!
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