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Santacon starts at Rockwell in Los Feliz, at 11am. 
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Ho ho ho! 

Santacon starts at Rockwell in Los Feliz at 11am (1714 N Vermont Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90027). They'll start us out right with brunch and drink specials. 

  1. You agree to follow the Rules by showing up in a Santa suit.
  2. Print out and BYO Songbooks. Be extra jolly and bring a few copies to share with Santa.
  3. Park at your closest Metro and take it Sunset/Vermont. We'll be near a Metro stop at the end of the night. 
  4. Follow @lasanta on twitter. The route is not publicized. If you're running late or trying to join us later in the day, @lasanta has the details. 
  5. You must have a sleigh pass to ride on Santa's sleigh. Pick yours up at the first or second stop.
  6. Purchase your own $7 Metro Day Pass/Tap Card for each person BEFORE you arrive at the start location.
  7. Bring small bills, $10, $5s and lots of $1s. Seriously, pretend like Santa is going to a strip club.
  8. Wear comfortable shoes.
  9. Pace yourself, the metro runs until 2am, and we've got an afterparty near the metro.

Read on for more details...

How do I get my sleighpass?

Find the Santa's not in charge at Rockwell or the second stop, give them the name from PayPal, we'll check our list and you'll get your sleigh pass. You won't be able to get on the sleighs without one. Get your sleigh pass by the second stop.

The Rules

CONTACT RULES:
(Stop following the rules and you stop being Santa)
  • Be LOUD, OBNOXIOUS, and JOLLY.
    Stick together. Safety in numbers. Buddy up, don't leave a Santa behind. Unless he broke major laws, then he's no longer Santa.
     
  • Don't fuck with the cops and store security.
    Be a fucktard on your own time. Not when the rest of us are around. If you get arrested, you're on your own. When they ask you to leave, BE NICE, and do as you’re told.
     
  • Don't fuck with little kids.
    Let’s have fun, fuck with the parents, not the children.
     
  • Don't fuck with people who serve us food and beer.
    They are serving us, they also reserve the right NOT to. So, it's in our best interest if we want to refuel. Santa loves to eat and drink.
Remember the Rules
  • Mass transit has its own security force.  Consider yourself warned…
  • Thou Shalt Not Annoy Thy driver.
  • Thou Shalt Pick Up Whatever One Does Droppeth on The Floor.
  • Thou Shalt keep a tight reign on all possessions – particularly backpacks and Santa sacks (unattended bags are a big red flag for transit security).
  • Thou ~Shalt NOT~ be overly rowdy, just really “jolly” when aboard Mass Transit.
  • Thou Shalt keep an eye on your Open Containers (nudge, nudge – wink, wink…).
  • Thou Shalt tip Good Bartenders.
  • Thou Shalt not leave anything behind or on the Metro.
REMEMBER THE ANSWER IS: SANTA
It's very important how we deal with the public, private security, and most importantly, LEO. If asked, this is how you should answer:

Who's in charge? SANTA
Who are you with? SANTA
What organization are you with? SANTA
Who organized this? SANTA
Who just puked in that trashcan? SANTA
Honestly, there are those folks who figure honesty is the best policy and that's fine. The aforementioned statements are true.

Don't quote a web address
Don't point out someone
Don't give out a name
Don't supply an e-mail address
Don't hand out a phone number

More Tips

Santacon can be a long day. Pace yourself and be sure to bring whatever your need for 12+ hours, and while you're at it, bring some to share with Santa. The Metro runs until about 2am.

Some tips to make your adventure more awesome:

  • Start with a good breakfast - Rockwell has brunch specials.
  • Bring cash, especially $1 bills (closing your check might leave Santa behind!)
  • Don't drink your own alcohol in restaurants/bars.
  • Throw away your trash in a proper receptacle.
  • Use the buddy system - no Santa left behind!
  • Bring extra Santa hats to spread holiday cheer! 
  • Wear comfortable shoes.
  • Wear something under your Santa jacket (in case it gets warm and you want to take it off) and bring warm layers to wear after dark when it cools off.
  • Cheap Santa suits often itch. If so, wear a light layer underneath your suit for an itch-free day!

 

Volunteers wanted: Sleigh-masters (or sleigh-mistresses) 
We're looking for volunteers to "adopt" a sleigh.

You are in charge of one (of many) sleighs. It's your job to make sure everyone has a sleighpass (wrist band).You can also decorate the sleigh (bring your own decorations), lead sing-alongs, bring extra treats, etc. We'd like sleigh-masters to be able to stick around until about 7pm and no, you don't have to be sober the entire time, just keep some order with the Santas. Best with a friend or reindeer posse.

This is your chance to be a Santa-not-in-charge! 
Santa has great responsibility
What kind of Santa will you be? 
Santa Dough
Does Santa have his own currency? Is he gonna have an ICO? You can always send Santa some more dough for partay-favorz. 
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