byDAVE BAREND
The big positive is that in 25 years nobody will be able to point to your prom photos and say, "Can you believe you ever wore your hair like that?"
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byGARY M. ALMETER
But maybe someone come up here and get me? Maybe we can toss the blood on the telekinetic freak while she’s walking to the grocery store?
byBROOKE KNISLEYandHAYLEY DEROCHE
I Am Not Throwing Away My Slot: Vigilance, Grit and Determination in the Face of All Odds of Snagging an Instacart Delivery Time, with Lin Manuel Miranda
