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Crikey Cobbers... www.plantinspirations.com.au is back online...
Heaps of favourites are back in stock and more being added every day.

30%OffMate Sale is Back too!!!
Please copy and paste the code
  30%OffMate   
into the Apply Coupon Box when you go to pay for all the magnificent plants you bought through my website checkout.



So...
Its been ages since I wrote you all an email and I have missed cracking myself up with my really bad humored marketing techniques as I try to convince you to buy my Magnificent plants.

So here goes.

Sit down,
Shut up and
Hang on...

So.......

I have been such a good little vegemite as I self isolate.
But....

Struth Mate...

I got so bored off me nut being shut in that I went to see this new movie they've been advertising everywhere lately...

It is called 

Covid 19

Yep... 
Fair bloody dinkum...

I aint pullin ya chain....

I found its billboard sign outside a dingy cinema up the road from my joint...

-----------------------------
Free Screenings

COVID 19


CoronaVirus

-----------------------------

Struth mate.....

It didnt take Hollywood long to get that into cinemas.

So in I went...

I'm tellin ya mate...

That was the most realistic 3D movie ever...

My eyes actually watered on the scene where they stuck a swab up the nose of that sexy actor who looks just like me.


I saw a nother sign the other day for

"COVID 19 The Sequel"

Struth Cobbers....

I may give this one a miss...


As per usual....

All that had nothin to do with sellin you guys plants...

So Just remember tah buy me plants.

Heaps of em even

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It is how we honour your loyalty.
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Sale could end any minute Cobbers

Have a great week Guyz Galz
and Unicorns...

Click here if you want to see some of the other crazy plant selling attempts that have recently fallen out of my brain... 

Zany Adventure Times


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Most plants are in 40mm wide by 80mm deep pots or 50mm wide by 70mm deep pots (tubestock).
They will have established roots, will be a good size for their pots and will be ready to plant into your garden.

Our flat rate delivery cost of $15.95 regardless of how many plants you buy still applies.

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This sale is only valid for website purchases at
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 email purchases via
sales@plantinspirations.com.au
or for phone orders on 0404 850 324
It Excluded gift vouchers.

To purchase online & then pick up your order from our nursery at Croydon Vic 3136
please allow us 2 days to organise to pick your order. Also please let me know via email or phone what day you are picking up your order so that I can pick it and have it put aside for you.

NO RAINCHECKS*

This offer is not to be used in conjunction with any other offers.

Offer is not redeemable for cash.

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Attribution for the "Аленький цветочек"
Epiphyllum - Flowering 'cactus' - special for my flickr friend Cepreuphoto/s above is on Flickr by Tatters ✾ used under 
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
https://www.flickr.com/photos/larry1732/8886067854/
Image has been cropped, duplicated and then added to 2 B grade photos of my own to create a collage.

Thank you for letting me use your picture  .

* I do not have any Naughty or Nice list. This is just using humour to sell plants Mate!!!! :- )
 
 
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Sale Excludes gift vouchers.
If you do not use the code in our website checkout at the time ya purchase, ya wont be gettin the discount Cobbers.
50%OffMate

Plants must be purchased
& paid for before this sale ends to qualify for this offer
No exceptions.

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Orders purchased online can be be posted out for a flat rate postage cost of $15.95 or you can pick them up postage exempt from:

2c Holts Lane
Bacchus Marsh (Darley)
Vic (Click here for the google map Mate).

Plant Pick Up is by appointment only.

Please contact sales@plantinspirations.com.au to work out a time.

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