August 2019 Issue

Back to School Shopping List:

-DISCOUNT hot glue gun: (https://www.groupon.com/deals/gg-mp-glue-gun-with-60-mini-clear-glue-sticks-for-arts-craft-ul-listed-black-110v-1)

- books

Jake's Trip to Turkey:

After spending time with a German family, Jake went to see his Turkish friend Eda in Turkey.


In Istanbul, she took him to a vegan protest where they fought hard to sway the people to stop eating meat forever. 

When it was all said and done, they decided to remember what’s important, and reflect in their journals. At nighttime, they would read aloud their journals to her Turkish grandma and all share their thoughts, feelings, and emotions about life. Eda’s Grandma spoke only Turkish, but Jake was moved by her words. 

They would then spend their days hissing at cats and scaring the wildlife. 

They also made sure to lift weights three times a day. And play basketball with the locals. One boy said he will be in the NBA in two years. Be on the lookout for him!

Jake & Sam’s Roommate Agreement:

Jake and Sam want to share their air-tight roommate agreement with anyone who may need a little help with their living situation this back-to-school season:

Dr. Jake

I am not feeling well this month.

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Reader Emails:

Here is some mail from our readers:
 

From Grant,

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Grant

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Thank you,
Jake & Sam

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Thank you,
Jake & Sam

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