Hot patatootie, bless my soul! This very night on Seven Second Delay: Ken and Andy compete in that perennial-favorite spectator sport: "Am I really talking to someone of the Hebrew persuasion?"
Tag along and have fun (?!) as they promise to explore this sensitive subject without making any of the obvious tasteless jokes.* They also won't be allowed to ask the obvious questions about religion or what the caller does for fun on Friday nights around sunset. Why, after all, would anything on 7SD be straightforward?
While Ken has indicated he will be running a thoroughly tested spectroscopic analysis of callers' voices on Sam the Music Computer's cousin, Andy is confident that he can trick callers into describing the shape of their own noses.
Who will win? Who cares? You. Of course you do, you sick puppy. You wouldn't have read this far if you didn't. Are you worried you're Jewish or something? What's wrong with you, anyway?
Please call in, especially borderline cases, so that they can argue over whether listeners are 'Jewish enough' and debate the exact nature of what makes for a leading question.
We have a special phone number for Jews tonight: (201) 209-9368
And for the rest of you goyim, try dialing: (201) 209-9368
*Note: Promises not guaranteed. Offer not valid in Alaska, Hawaii, Guam or Sectors N, Q, and R.
Andy's Korner
Andy wants to personally shower you, dear reader, with love, joy and peace.
Maybe. Or maybe he just heard that his rabbi reads this newsletter. The world may never know, but I bet the Korean boy in his basement does.
Ken's Korner
It doesn't matter why his hands are in boxes but it does matter if he is one of the chosen people.
And for those of you who heard last week's program about Andy's up and coming gambling addiction, we have this bonafide text from Andy to Ken:
