My loyal Loaf-heads and crumb-junkies,
When I first started The Loaf, I had nothing but the clothes on my back, a can-do attitude, and a $7.32 million inheritance from my long lost uncle.
For years, I toiled away in obscurity, dreaming of one day destroying the burning trash inferno that is TechCrunch and finally offering Silicon Valley a truly fresh “slice” of news.
Fast forward many decades and I’ve built a media empire that makes Rupert Murdoch look like a busboy at the Myrtle Beach Days Inn.
Now that I’ve achieved my wildest dreams, I’ve found myself wanting to give back to those young media moguls yet to build empires of their own...
So it brought me great joy last week when I caught wind of a loyal TechLoaf reader who had launched their own Newsletter-as-a-Service endeavor…
Indeed, when this reader told me his plans to start a newsletter that would disrupt the traditionally terrible reporting around the venture capital industry, I immediately liquidated one of my Miami beach homes and 3 jet skis to invest $4.2 million into the seed round.
And today I am pleased to share it with you...
My dearest gluten-fans and crouton-worshippers, I present you the latest must-read weekly email: The DL.
Every half fortnight, the DL shares some hot takes on the venture industry from an insider (and loyal Loaf-head), specifically focused on the Pacific Northwest, home of my racquetball partners Bill (Gates) and Jeff (Bezos).
For example, they ran a beautiful play-by-play on the raging dumpster fire that is (was?) the WeWork IPO: what’s happening at WeWork?
So, dear reader, if you’re into that sort of thing, you can check it out here: The DL.
Otherwise, hit “reply” and let me know what YOU are working on. If it’s interesting and does not involve the words “blockchain” or “CBD” then perhaps you may find yourself in an upcoming Loaf.
Yours truly as always,
Carl “John D. Rockefeller” Cantana
Founder, Chairman, CEO
TechLoaf International Holdings, Inc.
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