Seven Second Delay News for October 30, 2019: Come to the Live Show at Monty Hall Edition!

Come to Monty Hall at 8:00

Don't Call us at 6:00
or vice versa

Free bath tissue with each admission!

(Pictured above: Ken and Baratunde Thurston and Andy at the UCB Theater.)

You may ask yourself: "Is today Wednesday?"
You may also ask yourself: "How did I get here?"
You may tell yourself: "That doesn't matter, as long as I get to Monty Hall Wednesday night for the Seven Second Delay Standup Comedy Night!"

Yes, news so important, that we managed to get this email out a whole day early. We really want to see you tomorrow night, Wednesday October 30th and admire the shape of your skull --err-- make you laugh. Join Station Manager Ken and Andy BreckmanMan for a night of comedy and juvenile pranks, for

Seven Second Delay's Standup Comedy Mischief Night

Wednesday night at Monty Hall, 43 Montgomery Street, Jersey City, NJ 07032. Doors open at 7PM and the show begins at 8. Ken and Andy welcome a dozen of America's leading stand-up comedians for a beautiful evening of mirth and merriment. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll wipe away a little tear, and you'll also get a roll of toilet paper so that we can all take part in Mischief Night festivities by TPing a neighboring rival radio station. Or so Andy says.

Just think: You can spend your evening basking in the warmth and camaraderie of other 7SD listeners like yourself, a veritable gathering of one big dysfunctional family! All for a measly $12, which goes entirely to WFMU! And you get a roll of BRAND NEW TOILET PAPER!

If you can't make it for the live show, then make a pledge to Seven Second Delay before the 2019 Hellraiser ends. DO IT HERE.

(Unretouched photo of actual 7SD listeners under the spell of comedy
and the Nitrous Oxide we released into the air conditioning system)

We still have a radio show at 6pm as well! Andy will promise to donate $1000 to WFMU--- if nobody calls! For every caller that gets on the air, he will subtract $50 from his pledge. What a concept for a call-in show right? Don't worry, it will be even weirder than it sounds on paper! So for the love of G-d and WFMU, DO NOT CALL. Make Ken and Andy die on the vine, and don't listen to anything Andy says. Andy's new TV show "The Misery Index" on TBS launches this week by the way. He's rolling in the dough. SO DO NOT CALL and make Andy donate the full $1000 to the 2019 Hellraiser.

Add to Andy's nut by pledging here:

Andy's Korner

Hi kids, this is your favorite Uncle Andy here! I really really really want you to call in tonight because I'm having second thoughts about this big pledge. I mean $1000 is more than it costs to feed my Korean boy for a year! Here's a lesson on how to use a telephone in case you've forgotten.

Hope to see you at the Comedy Night! I'll be doing a set too. Unlike the others, mine will actually be funny. Although, what I add in raw comedy, I subtract in delivery. (I may also perform my uncanny ventriloqism act. )

Ken's Korner

It's On! And by IT I mean Seven Second Delay Comedy Night, Wednesday October 30, at 8pm. Comedy, Toilet Paper, my first standup in ages and more! It all happens at Monty Hall. Meet me and Andy and other listeners, watch the comics wrestle for the prize money. It's also the first live Seven Second Delay show in years.

The stage magic happens Wednesday night in Monty Hall, AFTER the live on the radio Seven Second Delay, doors 7, but show closer to the live show at 8pm, at 43 Montgomery Street, be there AND be square!

What you see above is the grammatically incorrect and politically correct Seven Second Delay Virtue Signaling T-Shirt, which you can still get by pledging some dough to our 2019 Hellraiser campaign. Do it here:

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