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Welcome to Newsletter #114

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Remembrance of Things Pasta by Brian Bilston

A tale I heard

Actor Lindsay Lohan on her career goals:

“To work with Martin Scorsese. Work with Spielberg. I don’t know. I think goals are limitless, and there’s always going to be something new that I want to do. I just want to make people happy, and I want to stay happy.”

A tale I saw

You Will Be Music by PoetCurious

A tale I wrote

THE REAL WORLD

Of all the gin joints
in all the towns
in all the world
she walks in to that other bloke's.

I'm going to make him an offer
he will refuse.

Frankly my dear,
you don't give a damn.

Yo, Adrian,
I didn't do it.

Say hello
to my limited friends.

E.T. texted home.

A tail I like

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