Recount Your 15 Seconds of Fame!

Happy National Peanut Butter Fudge Day, 7SD Fans! Also, Happy National Absurdity Day. Fitting, isn't it?

It's also the anniversary of the day in 1973 a Who fan filled in for Keith Moon and we actually have a somewhat normal concept tonight, unlike last week (of which more anon). You've all heard Andy Warhol's old saw about fame. Well, we're a little bit more realistic here. Not everyone gets a feature story written about them in these days of newsroom shrinkage. But that's okay! Our standards are a little more lax.

Yes, we want you to call in tonight with your brief brushes with fame! Maybe you dropped your hot dog at a football game and the network feed picked it up. Maybe you can be seen in a crowd shot in a movie or TV show, or heard clapping on a live album. Maybe you were that a--hole whose shriek was captured forever in the version of "Heroin" on the Rock and Roll Animal album. Good or bad, we want to hear about your auditory or visual moment of fame.

We AREN'T fools however. These experiences MUST be verifiable. Either you have evidence freely available online or you get a woman to call in and attest to the veracity of your statements! NO EXCEPTIONS.

CALL US TONIGHT. In Arabic numerals, the phone number 201-209-9368. In Roman numerals, the number is CCI.CCIX.IXCCCLXVIII. We want to hear from you no matter what number system you use.

ABOUT LAST WEEK'S SHOW. I know it seems like a dream, especially since it isn't available in the archive, but we REALLY DID have women call in and scream Andy's name. Unfortunately, the show was TOO GOOD! It will undoubtedly be rerun in the future, but for now it must age like a fine Châteauneuf-du-Pape, If you listened live, well, consider yourself lucky to have experienced a transitory treat.

Andy's Korner

Isn't it cute that Kenny is so worried about my mental health that he is keeping my finest moment of Seven Second Delay glory from the Internet? He's so nice.

I also wanted to share that you can now watch episodes of my little game show here. If enough people watch I'll finally be able to get a gold sink for the masturbatorium! It'll go great with the gold toilet I just stole.

Ken's Korner

It's Krampus season again, and what better way to celebrate Santa's evil pal than by attending the first ever WFMU War On Christmas Film Festival. It happens Saturday December 7, at our own Monty Hall, and I shall be MCing the proceedings in the guise of the Krampy one himself.

Lest you think this is some self-hating Ken joke, check out this link for the proof that it's really happening. We're showing two anti-Xmas movies: 1959's Santa Versus The Devil, in which The Devil invades Santa's workshop and devalues the Mexican Peso (hilarity ensues), and 2010's Finnish Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale, in which the Finns extract Santa from a volcano and try him for crimes against Scandihoovai. In between the two showings, there promises to be Krampus mirth and merry. Hope to see most if not all of you there! Appropriate for children 14 and older.

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