We had 2 Bachelor Parties Cobbers.... Crikey Mate... I'm in trubl...
Crikey.... 2 Bucks Nights in a row... Cost us a fortune.... So..... 50% Off All Plants Sale Continues.... Crikey...
Me mate "Kale" suggests a Vegan Bucks Night Party So I sez Yeh Man...
Lets do it.
Struth Mate... Kale invited all his young bucks mates...
Vegans are ok Cobbers...
coz I eats them all the time,
But Struth mate....
That was some boring party.
We sat around listenin tah wind chimes and frogs in the scrub while eatin salads, buck wheat soup, falafel sangas and drank beetroot juice and Barley grass stuff.
Crikey...
Me bloody loo now has red stains Mate!!!!
I had a whinge about it to me mate
"Hendrix"
Hendrix says to me...
"Hey Cobber"
I say...
Wazzup J.
He says...
Relax Mun...
I gotz ya anotha Bucks Night sorted at my Joint tahnite...
I says Wow man.
Thanx Man....
It all started so innocently.
I rocks up....
"J"
gives me some home brew...
Not sure what happened
after that....
All I know is that I needz $20,000 in bail money by Saturdi mornin coz me Chickybaybe is gunna marry me.
So ya Gotz tah BUY me plants NOW Cobbers...
Our current Sale Code is 50%OffMate Copy & paste this Sale code in
the coupon box of our website. Don't forget to click the Apply Coupon button.
These Sales are only available to email subscribers. Subscribe Here www.plantinspirations.com.au
Sale Could end any minute Cobbers....
So ya better BUY NOW :- )
To all subscribers who encourage My Insane emails.....
I have realized...
After doing some research into my family tree,
that insanity does not just run in my family....
It skips, jumps. hops, rolls, spontaneously combusts and does all this other weird sort of stuff in the tree as well.
I suspect that the tree may have termites and canker too. Struth Mate....
Does anyone know a good family tree arborist?
Sale Excludes gift vouchers. If you do not use the code in our website checkout at the time ya purchase, ya wont be gettin the discount Cobbers. 50%OffMate
Plants must be purchased
& paid for before this sale ends to qualify for this offer
No exceptions.
After purchasing your plant/s or pack/s please just enter in the coupon code 50%OffMate into the the coupon code section of the shopping cart.
Don't forget to click the Apply Coupon button once you have entered it.
SUBJECT TO AVAILABILITY. ONLY WHILE STOCKS LAST.
If you end up purchasing a pack/variety that has sold out and we have not had a chance to remove it from our website, we will contact you and work out what you would like instead or give you a refund.
This sale only applies to all the plants listed on our website.
Excludes gift vouchers.
Most plants are in 40mm wide by 80mm deep pots or 50mm wide by 70mm deep pots (tubestock).
They will have established roots, will be a good size for their pots and will be ready to plant into your garden.
Our flat rate delivery cost of $15.95 regardless of how many plants you buy still applies.
This sale is only valid for website purchases at www.plantinspirations.com.au email purchases via sales@plantinspirations.com.au or for phone orders on 0404 850 324
Due to staff constraints, this sale is only valid for online purchases.
Plant Pick Up is by appointment only.
To purchase online & then pick up your order from our nursery, Please contact sales@plantinspirations.com.au to work out a time.
Plantinspirations Online Nursery 2c Holts Lane Bacchus Marsh Vic 3340 Plant Pick Up is by appointment only.
NO RAINCHECKS*
This offer is not to be used in conjunction with any other offers.
Offer is not redeemable for cash.
This is not a discount off the price of your purchase offer.
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