BREAKING NEWS! (Because isn't everything?)
 December 13, 2019
Dear <<First Name>>,
Sorry for the delay writing this week but we have been working hard on a major story.
Yes..we have a crack team of newshounds going the extra-mile for you!
Your CBBB investigative staff has received the following confidential transcript
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DATELINE 12/6/2019
New England Patriots Locker Room
COACH BELICHICK (singing):
- Oh, bring us some figgy pudding,
- Oh, bring us some figgy pudding,
- Oh, bring us some figgy pudding,
- And bring it right here.
JOSH MCDANIELS: Hey, Mister Belichick, what the hell is figgy pudding anyway?
COACH: Honestly, it is what it is.
JOSH: No seriously. What the hell is it?
COACH: I'm a football coach, not a doctor.
JOSH: So Mister Belichck, you don't know what it is?
COACH: Knowing you have a good backup long snapper allows you to sleep good at night.
JOSH: I have to know what it is. I bet they have figgy pudding in Ohio. They seem like figgy pudding-ers...
COACH: Next question.
JOSH: It seems like the Bengals would know all about this,doesn't it?
COACH: On to CIncinnati.
JOSH: You're right Mister Belichick. We should see what the Cincy players have to say. I will go find a rogue video crew to tape them and see if they discuss it. Probably aren't even any figs in it.
COACH: Do your job.
JOSH: And so I shall.
COACH: (back to singing)
- We won't go until we've got some
- We won't go until we've got some
- We won't go until we've got some
- So bring some out here
END TRANSCRIPT
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We're not quite ready to cross the Rubicon here at the CBBB but we at least thought you had the right to see the whistle and hear us blow it. #thatswhatshesaid #andbyshewemeanNancy #butnotthedetectiveone #northeonewhohangswithSluggo #ChuckSchummerlookslikeSluggo #youyounginsdontevenknowwhatwearetalkingabout
This Sunday it's a night game! We shall gather in the usual way (drunk with terrible DJing) before the 8:20 PM kick-off.
We get to listen to Frat Boy Chris Collinsworth talk over Al "I pronounce it 'Gaalf'" Michaels. Yay? Oh wait, with a win, the Bills clinch a playoff spot and make Trinity very packed the first weekend in January. Plus if the Steelers lose...well, it's always good to see the Steelers lose.
Then onto the shopping mall in Foxborough for a Saturday tilt (4:30 PM) and a division title! Well...we need...are you ready for this... Andy Dalton to help us on Sunday...yep... remember him? Let's not get ahead of ourselves...because that sounds painful.
Your friend in pain,
Brian
#GOBILLS #BILLSMAFIA
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