I'm often asked about mannequins during consultations.
Here are some very 'tongue-in-cheek' reasons why mannequins can be your best employees. You don't have to pay them any benefits, UIC, holiday pay. In fact...
They don't take holidays .
They don't talk back.
They always show up on time.
You don't have to train them!
They don't take sick leave.
They work in the windows when you're closed.
They're emotionally stable.
They don't have opinions on how you're running your company,
They don't try to take ownership of your company.
They don't make personal phone calls while they're working
They always dress brand appropriate.
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