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FRIDAY, JANUARY 31, 2020

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Is your company's board more diverse than Dr. Evil's?

It's 2020, and high time for all of us to take a long, hard look in the mirror.

Dr. Evil from 1997's Austin Powers has a white guy with an Arab fez, a woman, a short guy, a cat, and a guy with one eye on his board, and guess what? His board is probably more diverse than your company's board, a full 23 years ago.

Take a deep breath and really soak this one in.

What's the best your company's got? A half-Indian guy who went to DePaul, which isn't even an Ivy or even the second best-school in Chicago? Try again. Dr. Evil's got a long-lost redhead son and a woman who is allowed to vocally voice her opinions.

Yes, you may have heard of the Bechdel Test, but TechLoaf presents to you the Dr. Evil Test:

Does your company's board even have more than one minority and one woman on it?

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