In honour of Cultist Simulator's famously difficult Romance ascensions, here's a 100% Definitely Accurate* flowchart to help you find your way to love. Vital questions await, about sexual preferences, British chips, and whether you're big or little spoon. It's this sort of hot #content I save exclusively for mailing list subscribers.
If you hate Valentine's, or have recently been betrayed by your true love during an ultimately selfish ascent to the House, fear not. Neville's probably still free.
*Based on Cat Caro's divinations. Not actual science. We are not liable for this chart not being Definitely Accurate.
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🛑 SPOILERS! 🛑
Don't read the paragraph below if you want to unlock Saliba's Romance ending yourself! You masochist.
"I would not say it ended badly. But there is little of me, now. Our outside activities waned over time, and so, I know, have I. As I dwindle, my lover takes greater and greater interest in me: these days he hardly leaves my side, and I, hardly, his room. Soon, he tells me, a smear of something wet beneath his eye. Soon."
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- ✍ Our latest sprint update reveals new BOOK OF HOURS design, that we're working on some new Cultist Simulator content just called 'EXILE', and our full Tarot of the Hours designs.
- 📚 Alexis posted a reading list of his major influences. Everything from Chandler to Shakespeare to Barbara Hamley and back.
- 📈 State of the Factory: Year 2 rounds up the studio's last 12mths. An in-depth data-driven read if you're interested in the biz realities of running a small indie studio.
- 🎵 Skeleton Songs episode #2, "The Terrible Tale of the Yale", is now available. We talk of mythological beasts and fabulous animals, from rubbish unicorns to cannibalistic Canadian wendigoes.
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