Why Was I Charged with a Felony for Simply Taking Home Some Office Supplies and My Boss’ Bank Account Number?

Nobody in the office will miss their paper clips and pens and you know what? My boss, Mr. Thompson, doesn’t even spend his money anyway.

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Why Was I Charged with a Felony for Simply Taking Home Some Office Supplies and My Boss’ Bank Account Number?
by Ian Goldstein

Nobody in the office will miss their paper clips and pens and you know what? My boss, Mr. Thompson, doesn’t even spend his money anyway.

List: How to Tell Your Barista You Got a Keurig
by Grace Bahler

Pull your wallet out when paying and flash your cute family photos. Have the last one be a photobooth selfie of you and your Keurig.

Not to Play Devil’s Advocate but Here Is a Factually Incorrect Point
by Raya Machaca

What was I saying? Oh, when you were talking about racism, I agree with that. Well, sort of. I mean I agree that racism used to exist, which is bad.

Romeo and Juliet Respond to an Apartment Listing
by Jamie Steidle

Is there a balcony where I can easily repledge my devotion to my true love? There simply must be a balcony.

Kaplan & The Knot Present: LSAT Logic Games Prep, Wedding Edition
by Bryn Bissey

Practice Set 1: Seating Chart Chaos: You and your fiance must seat 7 members of your bridal party (all of whom went to college together) at one table.

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