What we all know for sure is that aliens with super-brains created this virus in outer space because they didn't have enough ray-guns to take out the entire planet.
This much we can all agree on, I hope.
Even in these divisive times!
Don't be afraid to accept strange gifts in these fretful weeks.
You can't get the virus from a hippo head yet.
Sing songs to your favorite tiny aunt.
Don't answer the summonses!
Women must remember to stick to their place, and defer to little boys wearing blue dresses in particular.
Get imaginative about ways to make money!
Sneezing properly is best accomplished with your wig tied firmly in place!
Telecommuting is even more fun if you set it up so that you can admire your own bleached-blonde hair and outthrust breasts instead of looking at your boring colleagues.
The deep emotional psychology of this image is easily worth thousands of pompous philosophical noises. But alls I can see is the lame airbrushing they smeared over her décolletage.
I love those replies!
Don't be a snoot!
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Nurse Sally toes the corporate line!
You should, too!
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