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Psyhigh Groundskeeping
Mutant Lobster on the Loose
Remote Viewing Contest
Psyhigh Spirit

July
Newsletter


Psychic Groundskeeping

The Psyhigh Groundskeeping Crew is taking care of some overdue maintenance this month, and summer students have the opportunity to help out AND make some extra pocket money for your psychoactive slushies and designer Ouija boards and whatever else it is you kids spend your money on. It's not too late to pick up a shovel today!
 
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Mutant Lobster on the Loose

Is it cruel and unusual to experiment on a lobster with Monster Ultra Blue? Not if the lobster likes it! But this lobster may like it a little too much. Find out what Psychic STEM superstar Julia Nye is cooking up in the Psychic Sciences Wing.
 
Don't get too close!

Remote Viewing Contest

Congratulations to Octavius Dalrymple of Warrington Cottage, Billingford-on-the-Moor, Dorset, UNITED KINGDOM, for identifying this month's remote viewing object: a mauve silk scarf embroidered with silver fleur de lis. We've folded it neatly and slipped it into an envelope and mailed it to Octavius. Could you be our next winner? Tulka has selected a new object and placed it in his paper sack. Use your remote viewing powers to identify it and you could win next month's prize. Let us know what you see at info@psyhigh.com.
 
Tell Us What You See

Psyhigh Spirit

This month we saw the recovery of another lost memory from Children's Circle, an appearance of the mysterious Night Dumpling cart, and the potentially portentous return of Psyhigh's riding instructor.  Also a big "¡Hola!" to our new students Candelaria Salvatell and Daniela Ramirez. ¡Bienvenido!

Are you interested in removing the statues of psychic war criminals from our campus? Let us know in your journal, remember to upvote us here, and be sure to visit our sponsor Zephyr Air Transport for all your airborne special delivery needs.

Sincerely,

Psychic High School
 
Early experiments in brainwave-powered mobility.
You can read to your lobster all you want, but stay away from the Nietzsche!
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