Psychologically Compromised writer at desk...  Enter at Own Risk...

My best behaved imaginary friend called Norhty is doing emails today.

Currently unmedicated and unsupervised...

Kind of Scary, but....

Let the Games Begin...

So....

Sit down, Shut up and Hang on


Plantinspirations
Online Nursery is still closed but the insanity continues.

Some Shut has to happen :-)






This could get Rough

The good thing about getting older is that I keep learning new ways of being Naughty.




Mr Oxford reckons:

Naughty
Pronunciation /ˈnôdē/ /ˈnɔdi/ 
ADJECTIVE
naughtier, naughtiest
1(especially of children or unsupervised imaginary friends)
disobedient; badly behaved.
‘you've been a really naughty boy’
(Thank you  :- )  ).

Team Effort.
Insert your own naughty and funny comment here.

Dear Santa,
I am struggling with being naughty.

I can accept you being old, fat and hairy, 
Please can you accept my behavioral issues.
Signed...
Norhty

I met my gaurdian angel the other day...
He seemed suicidal.... :- (

More Good News:
Spike the World Famous Unicorn who is currently my Favorite Imaginary friend is getting better.
Strangely it was a long recovery coz his medicine kept disappearing. and though he still feels a little horse...

The prognosis is good.

And More Good News...
We managed to get onto the medical supply company that supplied his I.V. drugs

Crikey... 
We are now allowed to take it orally

Thanks for buyin me plants so I could look after him
You guys are Awesome :- )

Click here if you want to see some of the other crazy plant selling attempts that have recently fallen out of my brain... 

Zany Adventure Times

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The Bad News is:
Ya ain't gonna be able tah buy me plants for at least another week Cobbers :- (

Struth....

Covid Lockdown is back and still on,

So....

Me gettin your parcels delivered before the plants cark it is too touch n go for me to risk it again.
It cost me thousands in refunds and resends last time.

Crikey :- (

I will continue to keep you posted fellow gardeners and connoisseurs of great humor.

Have a great week