Dear friend
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Wiggle sent to me:
A dozen gels a leaking
Eleven-speed a spinning
Ten pumps inflating
Nine Regos with milk in
Eight Hundred Edge from Garmin
Seven stripped from Armstrong
Six-Day track centre passes
Five Golden Chains
Four Froomie Tour Wins (still)
Three-pack of tyre levers
Two Rapha Gloves
To a collection point near me
When you unwrap those new ‘lightweight’ wheels on the same day that you eat enough food to gain 10 times the saving remember your mates have switched off Strava and are out training to get one up on you in 2019. So, whatever the weather this Christmas, snowman the f*ck up and get out there and ride like Santa riding his sleigh. Mind the Chimneys!
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