Tonight: Ken and Andy kiss purple monkey. More, please!

You may be pleased to know that tonight, Ken and Andy are limiting their vocabulary to the most common first 110 words spoken by a baby. Boy, this is will really limit Andy's ability to be a big fat jerk! you may be thinking. Come on. Like babies aren't jerks? Like Andy hasn't been training for this challenge his whole life? Like jokes about bear rapists aren't exponentially more sinister when uttered in baby talk? Think about it.

But what's the topic? you may be wondering Well, funny you should ask. Andy and Ken want to know what YOUR child's (or niece's or nephew's) first word was. And when you call, YOU can use all the words you like. It's only Ken and Andy who will be restricted to toddler words.

Anyway, call tonight: (201) 536-9368

Andy's Korner

Me give no chicken. Eat diaper, dog.

Ken's Korner

It's marathon season again, and the new line of WFMU swag was just announced for Marathon 2019. You can see all the new goodies here.

But most importantly, please clear you calendars for THE SOAKING OF THE ANDY, which takes place Wednesday, March 6th, from approximately 6:15 to 6:19pm. During those four minutes, Herr Breckmann will match any pledge made. He will match the pledges in US dollars and he will write the check before he goes home that night.

OH! And here are tonight's accepted toddler words:

again
alligator
apple
baby
bear
bed
bird
black
blocks
blue
boat
book
bottle
bowl
broke
brown
bubbles
bye bye
car
chicken
circle
come
cookie
cow
dada
dance
diamond
diaper
dog
doll
drink
duck
eat
eight
elephant
fish
five
flower
four
frog
gentle
give
go
goat
green
hat
heart
hello
hen
horse
house
house
hug
in
it
juice
kiss
lion
lion
love
mama
me
milk
mine
monkey
more
nine
no
off
on
one
orange
out
paints
please
pull
purple
push
rain
run
see
seven
six
snake
sock
soft
spoon
square
stand
star
stove
ten
ten
thank you
there
three
throw
train
tree
truck
two
up
water
white
yellow
yes
you
zebra

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