It's the most wonderful day of the year...

Tonight: WE SOAK ANDY!!!

Seven Second Delay and WFMU Fans and Haters! It's the most glorious time of the year and YOU SHOULD PLEDGE TO THE STATION RIGHT NOW! And then later, at exactly 6:15pm, you should pledge AGAIN during our annual tradition (some call it a religious holiday) of The Soaking of the Andy!

There are so many reasons to do it: 1) Revenge for Andy's jokes about women. 2) He's rich! He's got his new TBS gameshow AND his toy empire! Everything the man touches turns to gold! 3) Revenge for his Social Justice Warrior jokes. 4) Revenge for his child molestation jokes. 5) Revenge for his rape jokes. 6) REVENGE just for the hell of it. 7) The sheer bliss that is hearing Andy FREAK THE F*CK OUT when those pledges just rollllll in during the 4 minutes of heaven we call SOAKING ANDY.

6:15pm - 6:19pm. Set an alarm. Don't miss out! It only comes once a year for 4 minutes! It's like that Ray Bradbury story that takes place on Venus, where it just rains all the time and the sun never comes out, and the one kid gets locked in the closet when the sun comes out for the first time in 50 years? Don't be that kid. Pledge tonight at 6:15pm.

Your call or your web pledge need to come in during those four magic minutes in order to hurt Andy Breckman where it counts:

Here's that number again: 800-989-9368 and the web pledge link is right here.

I got so excited about soaking Andy I forgot to tell you about the pledge rewards! For $75 or more, you get the set of six beer can labels you've been hearing about (three cans pictured above)! For a mere $20 (if you call 800-989-9368), you get the punchline to this joke, written by Andy himself: "What did one long-time WFMU Disc Jockey say to the other long-time WFMU disc jockey?" Combine all of these nifty prizes with the satisfaction of soaking Andy, and you have one hell of a reward.

Call this number to pledge: 800-989-9368

Andy's Korner

It took many years to develop a grin as shit-eating as this one. I even went to grin school and majored in shit-eating. I finished two semesters. My name is Andy Breckman and I approve this message.

Ken's Korner

Tonight: Wednesday, March 7th: 6:15pm: Soak Andy at wfmu.org or 800-989-9368.

For tonight's show, we will be running the live webcam - on tonight's playlist page, the WFMU app or the WFMU homepage to view tonight's festivities. This is especially great if you get off on elderly Jewish men debasing themselves.

Following the soak tonight, we have a brand new ritual to introduce: The Placing of the (Awful) Hat.

We have compiled some of the worst. most embarrassing baseball cap ideas that you all suggested last week on the show. Baseball caps like the one above. MAGA hats. Hats that bore directly into Andy's personal demons, like
I'd Rather Be in My Masturbatorium or Hey, Check Out my Wife's Rack!

Once the dust settles on the soaking, we will be raising more money to force me and Andy to wear one of these awful hats for an entire week. If you see us in public during our week in baseball cap hell, NOT wearing the awful hat, you win $1000 - which we are putting into an actual escrow account.

For every $500 we raise above the soaking, the honor of wearing the awful hat switches back and forth from Andy to Ken and back again. And the more money we raise, the worser and worser the hat gets. Oh what fun and all in the service of WFMU, the only radio station in the world that would have me and Andy. Pledge here or call 800-989-9368

Here is the full list of all the hats on tonight's menu:

Make America Great Again

Restraining order expires in 45 minutes

A Very Pretty, Frilly Hat

Fez that says "I Lost my Organ Grinder"

Id Rather Be in My Masturbatorium

Hey, Check Out my Wife's Rack!

I Love Driving High

I'd Rather Be Pleasuring Myself

National Public Radio

FBI (Female Body Inspector)

I Love Dick

Can I Give You a Dollar?

Vaginally Born and Proud Of It

I Despise The Cesarian Born

I Need a Hug

Obey Your Husband

Ask Me About My Boiler

Ask Me About my Explosive Diarrhea

Proudly Non-Albino

A Pink Pussy Hat

May I Take Your Order?

Ask Me About My Prostrate

Ask Me About My Head Lice

I'd Love to Read Your Script

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