The Query of Despair

Dang, bad queries look so much worse when they’re printed out.

If You Offered Me $X

I could accept today. Good salary negotiation technique for saying no without saying no.

Persisted Computed Columns

Get a whole lot trickier with NOT NULL.

How GUIDs Get Sorted

Way harder than it sounds.

Developers Should Be Sysadmin

Well no, not in production, but maybe in development.

Deepfake Videos

These are getting convincing.

Monitoring for Security

Interesting viewpoint: monitoring queries might help you detect breaches faster.

Eliminating Ads

Using a Raspberry Pi.

Overly Popular Attractions

17 bucket list items that look cool in photos until you actually get there.