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In this issue of the Weekly Humorist

Origin Stories of Weirdly Specific Rules

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This Burger King Ice Machine is For Soda Not For Genitals, Absolutely No Squirrels in the Indoor Hot Tub, and more!

The Five Stages of Grief: the Fleabag Jumpsuit Edition


ANGER: How could you be so stupid? On what grounds did you think you could pull off a keyhole front? 

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Watch Out Taco Bell Value Menu. It’s Pay Day

by LAUREN SCHWEIN 

So load me up Cashier #4. I’ve got a date with luxury. And throw in some cinnamon twists. I found change in my car.

Modern Day Mysteries for the Scooby-Doo Gang

by GWEN THOMAS 

“The Haunted Air BnB”: It’s a Sherlock crossover episode this week as the Gang heads across the pond for a star-studded Saturday morning special! 

Questions For Robert “Bobby” Mueller

by KIT LIVELY 

Let's speculate that our current political situation were an Agatha Christie novel; would you say that these hearings represent the last few pages of that novel?

Cartoon by Lars Kenseth

What if your Google Ad Bot Became Sentient?

by MELISSA PELLETIER 

OK, so now you’re looking up flights to France? Why? You know you aren’t actually going to go there, you were just looking up “ways to trick my mother in law into thinking I have more money” so, what game are we playing here?

Odd Instances Of Cannibalism In Modern Day Pop Culture

by KIT LIVELY 
Hollywood Squares, broadcast episode 7/18/83- During repeated shots of Paul Lynde in the center square, the popular comedic actor is seen snacking on loose eyeballs from a small porcelain bowl.

Email Reminders You Can Give So Your Colleague Will Finish the Project He is Being Paid to Complete

by MEGAN ROGERS 

Sorry to be a nag. I know these reminders to complete the biggest part of your job as controller are super annoying, but it’s important we figure out if we have enough money to run a company next year! 

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