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Rham’s Captain’s Log- Rhamdom AF-ver.51322

Friday the 13th – May, (the front half) in the Year of Our.. Lordy Mercy, 2022 (nothing ish about it!)
 
...it's the return of the....Mack? No that was 1996. Jedi? Nope. '83. I got it! The Return of the King?? No, that's Lord of the Rings, 2003...Oh wait, GOT IT! It's the return of the ....Chaffee Crossing Farmers & Artisans Market this Saturday! Look at you 2022! Coming at us all normal with fun and what-not. Events and festivals and weddings and anniversaries and company parties....I could go on with this list, but I think you get the idea.
 
It's nice to see you. All of you. It's nice to hear from...some of you. And to those 'some' that I don't necessarily want to hear from, please know it's not your face-look that causes the occasional discomfort in my universe, but rather the face-noise sounds that come out of that hole you got mounted to your face. I realize sometimes those noises have some semblance of real words and sometimes real meaning, and by sometimes I mean, every now and again, and even then, was it really worth me taking the extra 6 minutes out of my day give you the opportunity to state your case, knowing full well it wasn't happening? Probably not. But, have we learned anything? Maybe. If this little dance we just had wasn't the first one you've had with me, there's a good chance you're starting to pick up  on exactly when this discomfort I speak of starts  to set in and I start to check out, thus affecting the interest level of your story by having a direct affect on my hearing. I don't know if I'm getting sloppy or my care-meter has declined in my mid-age - who's to really say? But just know, I gave you your opportunity. You blew it. At this point, I just start writing and writing till all of of this makes sense...

I'mma be writin' a while, folks.   

Snarky much, Rham?? Dad-gum...you hit the ground running about this weekend, and the Chaffee Farmer's Market and all the fun and what-not then, boom! Something snapped, you got all twisted up in some sort of conversation with yourself where there was clearly some unresolved issues that you probably just skated over. You got the reader all confused, then you get confused, you try to justify the words with more words and my word, let's just get back to the subject at hand, can we? 

I wish we could. Subject. The subject of today's Captain's Log, and what I try to give at the beginning of each day at debriefing at Basecamp. Even though I do most of the talking, as this meeting consists of me, myself, and iRham (more on this model later), it's still hard some days to get in a word edgewise, side-wise, top or bottom wise.... in fact, when wise is no longer is in the conversation, it's advisable to just shut up. 

Rham C. 
May 14-15 Ole Timer's Day / Steampunk Festival
Monday Night Trivia with Rham (Every Monday, 6:30PM ish, heavy on the ish)
See what's coming to Downtown Fort Smith soon! 
(Paid for by Kelly Procter Pierce for State Senate.)
Opens June 9th at the Fort Smith Little Theatre!
 
May 3, 17, 31 - Ping Pong at the Bakery
"Bags at the Bakery" Wednesday Night Cornhole!
("Bags in the air" 6:30PM every Wednesday!)
May 12 Joe Stamm Band - Majestic 
May 15 - Fozzy - Temple Live 
May 21 Bags to the Future - Cornhole Tournament to benefit Fort Smith Museum of History
May 26 - Temple Live
June 11
June 17- Saving Abel - Temple Live
June 25
August 12 - Hellzapoppin' Temple Live
September 10-11
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