We're Back BAAAAAAAABBBBBBYYYYYYY
Last week was bad hey! This one won't be.
Griff Revue is on Saturday at Hellenic Club in the City at 7pm. Come down to see Angus McKelvie-Hill be funny.
|
|
We Ran out of Bubble
By Adam 'Beery' Beer
Good evening all, for those of you who don’t know me my name is Adam “beery” Beer. I Am 19 years old, love sinking piss, locking up key forwards, wearing puffer vests to training, and I would rate myself a 9.765/10. Full marking rubric is available below.
What is Bubble?
Griffos training sessions, over the last month incorporated a so-called ‘bubble’ rating system. You could say they evaluate the overall intensity and vibe of how training is going throughout the night. From what I observe, Vards and Sammy Crutch are the two most experienced bubble assessors. They are both great bubble assessors with responses typically ranging from Vards’ “I think we’re a bit flat at the moment boys, the intensity can definitely lift” to a Sammy Crutch classic “yeah, good”. Everyone laughs at them for some reason. The best example of bubble being up and about is when I wore my puffer vest to training with nothing on underneath – the pipes were looking sik, and the boys were getting around me.
On writing this griff tale, I’ve thought to myself ‘why did the bubble burst’? Was it because we didn’t pre-game earth? Did we not wear enough ‘corporate attire’ to the game? Is it because I wasn’t told that it was “my night”?
Anyway, here are my bubble ratings
Pre-game Bubble Rating – Very flat
I don’t know about you, but I think an ideal ‘bubbling’ bubble is very difficult to achieve for a late notice, rescheduled 4:30pm game at Kingston Oval – known by the Eastlake Football Club as “the legend factory” (very hectic) - against arguably our biggest competitor and rival. Dads and Lucas both made the point that 3:30-4 period is typically the crash period in the day where caffeine can only keep you alert for so long – btw if you’re after caffeine speak to Dadley about his Red Bull prefs, the freak loves watermelon. The boys had a massive out with key winger Luca Hehir out for the week. This really just threw me off my game. I really rely on the guy for pre-game support, so I was feeling pretty flat – he’s kinda my best mate tbh. In addition to my general flatness (excluding my massive biceps of course), Mounty – the ALPHA of the team - was also warming up with the backline so I thought something about the game was off. We won the toss at least which was good.
1st Quarter Bubble Rating – Simmering
I mean we were still right in the game at this point. ADFA continued to surge but fair play to the Backline Brotherhood (especially our newest member Wilkey) to holding them off and keeping them to an eight-point lead. There was some great linkup play early between our rock solid, hard-running wingers Robbie – who’s so much better looking than Mounty -and Gussy, and our new look forward line with Max and Connor looking very dangerous.
2nd Quarter Bubble Rating – The full-forward stole our bubble
Ok seriously there should be a rule that anyone that has played in the VFL, SANFL, WAFL whatever shouldn’t be allowed to play third grade – period. It was very simple gameplan implemented by ADFA: bomb it onto the full-forward’s head as they just sat and admire as he did the rest. Tuanny’s efforts to put myself in front of him did little to stop his onslaught. It was not fun to be a backmen that quarter.
3rd Quarter Bubble Rating –
Whilst we were expecting a halftime spray from Tuanny from what a rather putrid half of footy, he kept it rather simple – go back to playing the fast, skilful footy we have come to know. It seemed so simple right with a sense brewing amongst the team that we could slowly eat back at the lead. Well, that didn’t last long, with ADFA kicking 3 fluke goals in as many minutes to absolutely smother the bubble. One positive I must say from that quarter was the move of Wilkey to fullback to play on the full-forward which shut him out of the game. Nath made very clear (and loud) to me later that night at Hellenic that it was in fact his coaching ‘brilliance’. I just nodded my head and as he rambled on about how he sees himself taking Tuanny’s position one day.
4th Quarter Bubble Rating – Some consolation bubble
Whilst the game was well and truly over at this stage there were some notable standouts with Lucas being everywhere having at least 15 in the quarter whilst Damo continued to be a human barricade where he continually threw his body into every contest (to a point where I thought he broke his leg after a ruck contest). Other than that I don’t remember much.
Post-Game Bubble Rating – Get me to Hellenic
Hellenic Bubble Rating – Somewhat restored
Oh yeah, another downside of having a rescheduled later game is that Hellenic can’t kick off at the usual 7. There was a good turnout despite the thumping, and you could see the bubble was slowly being repaired. Clint obviously was fed up with our performance, chucking ice cubes at every seniors player within a 5 metre radius of him. I also had the privilege of listening to Robba tell me stories of why he hates ADFA (as well as Woden and Yass for that matter). I now hate ADFA (Woden and Yass) as well.
________
With a lack of bubble coming out of the weekend and Luca back, it holds us in good stead for the rest of the season knowing that there will surely be no more games where we will be unable to reach a ‘bubbling’ bubble. I’m proposing that we designate a bubble wand blower each week, where before we leave the sheds, the player will make bubbles with a bubble wand to remind us to be up and about for games to make sure we don’t lose by 70 points again (I nominate Aidan Pini – that guy is good at everything). Also, surely we won’t have to play at Kingston again ………
|
|
|
Player profile: Iman Koutsoukou
Position: Silky Half Foward
Team: Whoever's winning
Why do you play for the Griffos? For my Saturday night Hellenic parmi
Favourite player to play with? Gus, Adela, Luca
Favourite Griffo on-field moment? Finding out the one and only Greta Larkey has a boyfriend 😮
Favourite Griffo off-field moment? Finding out the one and only Greta Larkey has a boyfriend 😮
Goal for the season? Kick the ball!
|
|
The story of how I poached Murrumbateman’s ruckman
By Izaak Van Ree
I will preface this tale by saying that when an opportunity comes along which is too good to be true you MUST make the most of it and that is precisely what I did…
It all started at 9am on Saturday when I received a dire text from former Ressies premiership coach and player Jake Prince asking me to fill in for the Murrumbateman Eagles against ADFA that afternoon. After little deliberation and an internal hunger to pull on the boots (that not even the drive to Murrumbateman could stop me from saying no to), I replied “Yeah mate - I’m in”.
From that moment, no one could predict the series of events which were to follow nor the profound impact that my presence would have on former Griff and Murrumbateman ruckman - Kev Mangan.
Following the smoking ceremony at South, I made the lengthy trek down the Barton Hwy to a ground which I can only say reminded me of my playing days in the Hume League. This was most notably due to the resemblance of the changerooms (or lack thereof) to a shearing shed - it was literally a two-walled, tin-roofed structure enclosed by tarps. Not the most comfortable quarters on a cold, cloudy day, but the only way to heat up the body was to play some footy.
After sitting the first quarter on the bench, their assistant coach finally gained some sanity and started me on the wing in the 2nd. With Big Kev doing the tap-work in the centre and Princey, a target at half forward, I was getting flashbacks from my debut season at the Griffs in 2019.
As the game progressed, I then started rotating on-ball. This meant that I was sitting at the toes of Kev, as his better-than-ever rucking skills were able to feed me more disposals than the number of sheep they had to get off the ground before the first bounce. It was this ruck/rover combination that would instil something deep in the heart of the proverbial “Mayor of Murrumbateman”, a desire to return to his former club.
During the latter half of the game I then got moved to the forward flank, where I had a front-row view of Princey’s strong marking ability but deplorable set shot accuracy. After setting Princey up with two goal opportunities, Kev’s face portrayed an unfathomable look of sheer disappointment as the ball crossed the line for a behind, not once, but twice. A look so distressing, I don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget.
Before we knew it the 3-qtr time siren had sounded.
As the mids gathered for one last huddle, I looked around at the battered and bruised bunch of Eagles, including Kev. It was at this moment I knew that there was nothing I could say to console him, especially after the events of the previous quarter. Additionally, it was these above-mentioned events and the emotions which they invoked, that were a sign of things to come for ruckman Kev Mangan.
Luckily for the Eagles, a short-stocky full forward in long-sleeves who had quickly acquired the nickname ‘Ginnivan’ after his first goal, was able to clean up the horrid mess that our former coach had left on the scoreboard. By the end of the day, his contribution amassed to 4 behinds and a donut in the goals column - no wonder we gave him the sack last year.
At the final siren, Murrumbateman came away with a 39-point win over a depleted and gross-looking ADFA side. Following the game and an unnecessary Gatorade shower celebrating my first win for the eagles, the team's spirits were high and their blood alcohol levels getting even higher - this gave me the perfect opportunity to make my move.
Fuelled by our shared highlights on-field, Kev and I recalled the day’s play. One thing led to another, and next I know we were reminiscing about the great times we had together at the Griffs and how our on-field telepathy could be reignited if he ever wanted to make his way back to ANU.
Little would the Eagles know, that this could be the last game the great Irishman had played for them and that I just stole their ruckman…
Move forward 24hrs, it’s Sunday night and I’m sitting at home swamped with uni assignments when I receive an email in the footy manager inbox reading as follows:
“Kevin Mangan has requested a transfer to the ANU Griffins”
It’s OFFICIAL!! The deal has been signed, sealed and delivered - even if it is only for Masters.
And that my fellow Griffs is the narrative of how I pulled off one of the greatest heists of all time.
And I’m still gobsmacked by the fact that I did this all right under Princey’s nose too, what an effort! – see you in a few weeks mate…
P.S. It's safe to say I might not be getting a call up to play for Murrumbateman anytime soon.
|
|
|
Player profile: Nick Wagland
Position: Bottom
Team: Queanbeyan Tigers
Why do you play for the Griffos? So I can go out on the town and be told that it's "My Night" every single night
Favourite player to play with? Scotto, Adela, Luca
Favourite Griffo on-field moment? Launching 70m Bombs in cooma
Favourite Griffo off-field moment? Going for a post-game mud bath with Tom Michie and Steve Bruno Romano
Goal for the season? To get on love island AU
|
|
We are excited to announce our partnership with Capital Brewing!
Running around on Saturday, handballing, tackling, and scoring goals is thirsty business. At Capital Brewing they know that and are dedicated to quenching our thirst with the best beer possible! They take the highest quality, all-natural ingredients and some of the world's best water from their very own backyard, and with skill and love craft it into something fine. And it shows! Their beer is good, real good!
Not only do they make the most delicious brews, they also love supporting the good work of the community. We are therefore very excited to announce ANU AFC's partnership with Capital Brewing and look forward to serving you some of their wonderful beers!
Have a look at their website to discover their brews and much more!
|
|
MARSH Insurance cover - the must know's
ANUAFC is covered by Silver Level insurance with MARSH, the AFL's official insurance provider. Your club fees go towards our club insurance and you are entitled to access this when you register in FootyWeb.
Key Features of Bronze Level Cover:
- Reimbursement for approved non-Medicare rebatable expenses
- Must claim on own Private Health Insurance (PHI)
- $100.00 excess per claim
- Treatment services must be paid upfront and then reimbursement can occur
- Reimbursement of 50% of approved non-Medicare rebatable expenses after claiming on own Private Health Insurance
- $2000 maximum payable per claim
For more information visit https://sport.marshadvantage.com.au/afl/.
|
|
|
|
|
|
MO'R Mortgage Options
Since 2006, MO’R Mortgage Options (MMO) has proudly sponsored the ANUAFC and supported its members through the services they provide. Over this time, MMO are proud to have assisted more than 55 members and their families with their home loans.
They’ve helped members with many different aspects of property finance from purchasing their first home (or investment property) to saving them interest with a refinance.
MMO look forward to continuing their strong affiliation with the ANUAFC players, members and supporters through 2019 and beyond.
For help with your residential finance needs please contact Daniel ‘Rosco’ O’Reilly on Daniel@mmo.com.au or ‘Schitty’ Greg Oberscheidt on Greg@mmo.com.au, or 6286 6501.
|
|
WE ARE DIGITAL
Your city, organisation, community - more creative, productive, innovative, sustainable
Delos Delta makes possibility clear, and drives positive change.
We deliver high-yield strategy, reform, analysis, smart city solutions and digital transformation for our clients.
We connect technology, people, information, and ideas.
Delos Delta works globally with cities, government, councils, developers, universities, companies, and beyond.
|
|
A technology-focused strategic advisory firm, that delivers
ANUAFC has teamed up with KJR to sponsor the 2021 ANUAFC Women's Leadership Scholarship!
KJR's mission is to think further for their clients; guiding and delivering intelligent, technology-based solutions that work, every time.
KJR is deeply technical, and they've been that way for over 20 years. From preparing corporate Australia for the Millennium Bug in the nineties to cleaning up countless digital projects throughout the noughties, they've naturally evolved into one of the most interesting technically advanced strategic advisory firms in Australia.
KJR is here to be champions of digital advancement, of a better way of doing things, and of their client's success. Intrigued? Get in touch!
|
|
Stay strong with Kingston Physiotherapy
 As we head deeper into another football season, remember all Griffins
get 15% off at Kingston Physio.
Physiotherapy
- Thorough assessment with a hands-on approach to treatment.
- Long, one-to-one consultations.
- Special interests include Sports, Hand Therapy, Lymphoedema Care & Hydrotherapy.
- Evenings & Saturday appointments available.
Podiatry
- Biomechanical assessments, Orthotic prescription and Foot care treatment.
Massage Therapy
- Remedial, Relaxation and Sports Massage.
Acupuncture
- Specialising in Women’s Health including Fertility, Pregnancy & Menopause.
- Musculoskeletal complaints
Visit them online at kingstonphysio.com.au, or to book phone 6260 8244.
|
|
Get Tactical Financial Advice from QTRBCK
ANUAFC has partnered with QTRBCK Wealth to sponsor the ANUAFC Indigenous jersey.
QTRBCK directors, Tim Robb and Jeremy Hall, have specialised wealth management skills with over 30 years of combined experience. They work together to provide a central point of contact for you and your family, collaborating with existing or preferred professional adviser networks to act as a conduit between business or career success and personal wealth. Jeremy and Tim tailor custom solutions using Holistic Financial Advice strategies encompassing tax minimisation, superannuation (including SMSFs and government schemes), Discretionary and Testamentary trusts, income splitting and cash flow, estate planning, inter-generational planning and investment advice to help clients protect and build wealth while navigating their own unique road map to financial freedom.
Want to more? Visit their Website!
|
|
|
|
|
