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In this issue, we're time-traveling to the early aughts to bask in a little nostalgia.

 

‘Fell In Love With a Girl’ Was the White Stripes’ Peak When the Mystery Still Remained

 

It’s the spring of 2001, and no one has heard of the White Stripes. Well, not no one: They’ve put out two albums, and they just landed in Rolling Stone, which has featured them as one of the bands worth putting on your radar. But this is a time of Papa Roach, Linkin Park, Red Hot Chili Peppers and Creed — there’s not a lot of mainstream interest (even in the alt-rock world) for an old-school blues-rock duo consisting of a brother and sister. “It seems to be really, really odd to end up in Rolling Stone,” the frontman, Jack White, says. “We don’t have anyone managing us; no one’s sending our records out to press or pushing us with radio or anything. Maybe the songs are just good.”

 

But the band is working on their new album, the one that might capitalize on that hype. White, who’s 25, doesn’t sound like a guy looking for his big breakthrough, though. “The dream of MTV and playing huge places seems to be like death,” he says. “John Waters said, ‘Success is doing what you want to do, how you want to do it.’ That’s pretty much where we are, and it’s a pretty good place to be.”


Jack White just turned 47 and his fifth solo album, Entering Heaven Alive, comes out on Friday. It’s been a very long time since no one has heard of him, or his old band. If anything, it’s possible you are sick of the guy. Not unlike Dave Grohl, he’s become the one rock guy that non-rock listeners seem to like, which has left him seeming like the normcore representative for a genre way past his prime. “Seven Nation Army,” the opening track off the White Stripes’ fourth album, Elephant, now plays on a loop during sporting events, reducing it to a sonic cliché. It’s not just his love of vinyl and vintage recording equipment that makes him seem a little out-of-touch — although, to be fair, when he was a young man, he loved those things, too. He’s a guy who never aspired to be fashionable who wound up being that for a little while. That third album, released around Independence Day in 2001, changed that — in particular, one song off it.

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Frankie Muniz Is Now the Quintessential Millennial in the Middle

 

I’ve seen Frankie Muniz in real life.

 

It was four years ago when I encountered the grown-up star of Malcolm in the Middle, a hugely popular family sitcom that aired on Fox from 2000 to 2006. Still new to L.A., I hadn’t run into many celebrities yet — although I’d eaten dinner at Little Dom’s on an evening when the Black Eyed Peas dropped by. Muniz, who is now 34 years old, didn’t appear within the scene of a landmark restaurant or local nightlife, but smack in the middle of a hot, blinding afternoon, on a forgettable block of Sunset Boulevard, in East Hollywood. He was walking the area (any pedestrianism is notable for this city, more so for a wealthy former child star who collects cars and motorcycles) hand-in-hand with a blonde woman who must’ve been Paige Price — then his girlfriend, and, as of recently, his wife. In his other hand, Muniz carried a rolled-up poster. The two were happy, laughing about something, slightly rushing down the sidewalk to get somewhere.

 

I clocked all this in a fraction of a second, because that’s all I got. I’d been walking the opposite way, scrolling through my phone and likely lost in serious thought. After a cross-country move, my short marriage was disintegrating — I’d fallen in love with someone else — and I had no understanding of the physical or emotional shores I found myself wrecked upon. I was a stranger in a sunny, dirty paradise, wondering what came next. I looked up, instinctually, and here came Frankie Muniz, all smiles with his sweetheart. Our eyes locked for the instant that it takes a person of my status to recognize a person of his. I saw a former child star famous to a particular generation (mine), well out of the limelight and presumably doing as he liked with the money he made from his TV show.

 

I’d never read any gossip item or profile that suggested his post-Malcolm life was marred by personal tribulations; as far as I knew, he had just stopped acting. I’d yet to learn the extent of his physical trauma, “mini-strokes” and severe memory loss — or that he’d gotten rather serious about driving race cars and drumming in rock bands. I knew, however, about his oddball Twitter account, as his unfiltered observations on daily existence in the afterlife of young fame had now and then gone viral. 

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More Early Aughts Pop Culture

 


 

 


 

The Link Up Max Is the Next-Gen Cock Ring Experience

 

 


 

 

The Oral History of ‘Wedding Crashers’

 

‘How does it feel having worked on this generation’s Animal House?’

 


 

 

The ‘Sportsball Guy’ Is the Last Relic of the Cringe Internet


Nothing takes you back to a simpler time like the Sportsball Guy, who epitomizes an era when geeks ruled the internet and not-liking-things was an entire heckin’ personality


 

 

My Journey to the Heart of Darkness in ‘Entourage’


HBO’s long-running bro saga was atrocious television, an artifact of post-9/11 American rot. But it got one thing right: It accidentally revealed the ways shitty men fail upward


 

An Oral History of The Onion’s 9/11 Issue

 

Immediately after 9/11, humorists struggled with what many called ‘the death of irony.’ Then ‘The Onion’ returned and showed everyone the way


‘Through the Wire’ and the Car Accident That Almost Ended Kanye’s Career Before It Started

 

Humility has not been a tenet of West’s career, but amidst the brags about his jewelry and his ability to “make music that’s fire,” “Through the Wire” was downright charming in its inherent fragility


 

The Nazi-Sympathizing Pinstriper Who Inspired the ‘Von Dutch’ Trucker Hat

 

For the early aughts’ signature headwear, it’s been a long, strange road from the garage of a self-admitted ‘admirer of the Third Reich’ to Kylie Jenner’s Instagram page


 

 

How Ryan Phillippe’s Ass Made a Generation Queer

 

But the enduring queer legacy of ‘Cruel Intentions’ is about more than just those perfect cheeks


 

Chris Hansen, Have a Seat


The ‘To Catch a Predator’ host became one of TV’s biggest stars in the early aughts by conducting on-air stings of men looking to hook up with underage victims. But in recent years, he’s attempted to outrun legal trouble of his own — while recalibrating his career for the #MeToo age


 

 

The Place Where Men Go to Emo Scream Their Sadness Away

 

‘I’ve had quite a few rough days at work in the past few weeks, and screaming to my favorite music helped me get through it


 

Tabloids Can’t Take Away What Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson Meant to Queer Women

 

As the biggest lesbian celebrity couple of the ’00s, Lohan-Ronson represented affirmation, joy and visibility for LGBTQ teens — even as the media undermined them at every turn


 

 

Catching Up With Micah Kanters, the Mazda ‘Zoom Zoom’ Kid

 

He was the face that launched 1,000 sedans. Now he’s a lawyer. What made Micah Kanters take the road less traveled?


 

The Strange and Beautiful Blackness of OutKast

 

In 2003, André 3000 and Big Boi’s double album ‘Speakerboxxx/The Love Below’ made a new space for weird Black kids and paved the way for everyone from Kanye and Childish Gambino to Kendrick Lamar and Drake


 

An Oral History of LimeWire: The Little App That Changed the Music Industry Forever

 

And the untold story of a Spotify killer that never saw the light of day


 

Why Did the World Forget About ‘My Name Is Earl’?

 

It had far more viewers than ‘The Office,’ ’30 Rock’ and ‘Parks and Rec’ — but as the middle child of NBC’s early aughts golden age, it failed to make the same lasting impact


 

The Enduring Mystery of Emo Emily, Porn’s Favorite Sadgirl


Our emo sweeps may be gone, but our hard-ons for overly emotional girls who rawr will never die

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