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Welcome to Newsletter #258

A bunch of tales I wanted to share with you

A tale I read

Like a Wife by Kate Baer

A tale I heard

Musician Miley Cyrus talking about her pet pig (called Pig-Pig):

"I've taken out all the furniture pretty much because she eats everything. Her favourite food is ankles. It's huge... My dogs are getting a little terrified of this pig. I'm also getting a little scared of the pig because the other day she started to attack me... I was running around my living room, screaming, like, 'Why don't you love me Pig? I just love you so much, I just wanna pet you'. Then I realised I was holding a peach and as soon as I dropped the peach out of fear, she was fine. She just wanted my peach. As long as you feed her you can play with her all day long, but when the food runs out, you become the food. It's terrifying."

A tale I saw

You Are NOT a Fruit by James Acaster

A tale I wrote

She listed all the things
she liked about him.
It didn't take long.

She wrote HAIR
then put her pen down
to sniff and kiss his hair.

A tail I like

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