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(My new friend Norm. He and 50,000 of his closest friends hang out at the beach I visited last weekend.)
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Are you planning a trip to a luxury seaside resort to celebrate your friend’s 50th birthday while there’s a hurricane barreling up the East Coast? Are you determined to enjoy yourself no matter what the weather does, AND look as glamorous as possible? Step aside, Tory Burch. Suck it, Trina Turk. All the cool kids are wearing IKEA KNALLA rain ponchos. Sure, they might be a bit confusing to put on, especially when it's really windy, but once you start walking down the streets in these bad boys, heads will turn.
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Has a month on the road caused bloating and constipation? Thanks to the KNALLA's design and volume, no one will ever know — especially if you travel with a photographer who can capture all your best facial expressions!
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Just like Tampax, the KNALLA lets you enjoy all your favorite vacation activities, like squatting to put your hands in the water. And the KNALLA's arm holes allow you plenty of room to let the photographer, who can't stop laughing, know you've had enough:
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Now that you've been vaccinated and are ready to travel, the KNALLA will be your favorite summer-to-fall transition piece. Whether you're out and about in sweatpants and want an accessory to dress up your comfy look or you're looking to change up your style completely** you can't go wrong with this $14.99 investment piece.
Good stuff
- Washington DC go-go band EU is turning 50. "Ow" indeed. (Washingtonian)
- Wishing all these damn Pyrex collectors would mind their own business and/or get into that Fiestaware crap instead. (Eater)
- The hockey sister. (New Yorker)
- I normally DGAF about fashion runway shows, but Pyer Moss is a genius. (W Magazine)
- Male golden retrievers are absolutely himbos. (Jezebel)
- Retro modern movie posters. (Kottke)
- Some of these are dark and funny. (Demilked)
- Our underwear ads are very specific about what they’ll do to your nuts. (Slackjaw)
- The other night I heard what sounded like a power tool in my friend’s bathroom. Turns out she was using a Waterpik. I immediately went looking for a gif to mock her (she's the one who took all those lovely photos of me and I wanted some revenge), and I now have this bookmarked because it makes me laugh so hard I almost pee. (Tenor)
**Boilerplate Cosmo copy that works for anything.
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