PISSY SHITTIES FOR ALL

Pissy shitties are real, and they’re fantastic. 
 

Miles Klee celebrated the movie-theater snack’s fifth anniversary by encouraging all of us to partake in the popcorn-and-soda concoction the next time we see a movie at our local multiplex. 
 

If you’re still wary of theaters in these COVID times, you’re in luck: You can enjoy pissy shitties from virtually anywhere, as one of our Twitter followers kindly demonstrated:

THE VISINE KILLERS

Death by eye drops sounds like a Columbo plotline, but it’s what Lana Sue Clayton actually used to kill her millionaire husband. Though Clayton maintains she only wanted to teach him a lesson, the dosage she put in his drinking water proved fatal. Zaron Burnett III recounts the other times Visine served as a murder weapon, and explains how Clayton almost got away with it.  

YOU ARE GETTING VERY HORNY...

Our weeklong investigation into The Science of Pleasure couldn’t have gone out with anything but a bang. The last of the neuroscience fireworks included...

• Jake Hall looking into why Big Porn is so scared of erotic hypnosis. 
• Brian VanHooker speaking to astrophysicists about what would happen if he traveled back in time to fuck himself. 
• Tony Tran highlighting the importance of gay sex in space. 
• Ian Lecklitner crunching some numbers to determine the density of a penis, and explaining how fear can help us have better sex. 

DEEP CUT

The Glory and Validation of Thanksgiving Eve Grindr

For queer folks, the joy of the night before Thanksgiving isn’t about getting blackout drunk, but seeing just how many queer people were in your town all along

WEEKEND ROUNDUP

The classroom as surveillance state. Dick-themed NFTs. King Richard has too much King Richard. A beginner’s guide to marathon training. A very big anal sex myth. Is crypto trading addictive? The wholesome beauty of Chadtopia. Grindr’s ass pic acceptance. How to relax when your partner is anxious. The dirty talk king of Pornhub.

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