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WHERE IS LYMAN?!

Did you know Jon Arbuckle had a roommate? The owner of the lasagna-loving feline known as Garfield briefly shared his home with a guy named Lyman, who suddenly disappeared as Garfield started to gain popularity. So, what happened to him? Brian VanHooker scoured the internet for an explanation and came across a number of disturbing (albeit entertaining) fan theories.

NOT BASED

When Lil B introduced “based” to the world in 2007, the word had strictly positive connotations. “Based means being yourself,” he told Complex shortly thereafter. “Not being scared of what people think about you. Not being afraid to do what you wanna do. Being positive. When I was younger, based was a negative term that meant like dopehead, or basehead. People used to make fun of me. They was like, ‘You’re based.’ They’d use it as a negative. And what I did was turn that negative into a positive.”


But now, the alt-right has appropriated the term and applied it to their folk heroes — the most recent example being Kyle Rittenhouse. Zaron Burnett III looked into the ongoing phenomenon of far-right groups co-opting Black slang, and explains why this form of digital blackface is harmful and derogatory.   

CEMETERY DICK

Women across the globe are packing their bags and traveling to France to hump a big-dicked bronze statue honoring a 19th century journalist named Victor Noir. It’s located in the Père Lachaise cemetery in Paris, and it’s been lauded for its baby-making magic, with folklore stating:

 

“It is believed that if a woman kisses the statue of Victor Noir on the lips, rubs the bulge in his trousers and drops a flower in his hat, it will bring her enhanced fertility and a blissful sex life.” 


Jake Hall explains how Noir’s statue has become a global sex symbol, and why rubbing up against it isn’t all that crazy when compared to other fertility rituals. 

DEEP CUT

How a Snowstorm and Rick James Conspired to Create Eddie Murphy’s Unlikely Radio Smash ‘Party All the Time’

In the 1980s, Eddie Murphy could do anything. And so, he decided to become a pop star.

WEEKEND ROUNDUP

Toyotathon will bring us together. What happened to Emo Emily, the emo porn queen? Sleep edible reviews. How to leave a sexy voice note. Nine million new drugs just dropped. Why Wesley Snipes was the best actor of the early 1990s. The truth behind what men have invented. Is the boob whisperer legit? Prosthetic testicles for dogs. True tales of Amish crime. You should definitely shit in the first-class bathroom. Are burpees a scam?  

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