Letter from the Editor.

Call me Snow White because I just got my first apple...computer. An old lady sold it to me in the woods behind my house but I'm sure it's fine. To be safe, I have hardly used it because using new things scares me! I am not even using it to write this newsletter. This newsletter is being written on a PC!!!!!!!

I went to the farm this weekend for my niece's 2nd birthday party. I don't know if she always knew what was going on but she definitely understood the moment when she was swimming in a sea of 30 chickens. She likes chickens.

Unbeknownst to me, before the age of two, she had already been got by an Ostrich? Anyways, she was really cool about the Ostriches on the farm on her birthday and they didn't try to get her. This girl knows how to bounce back from a traumatic experience. Or she just forgot.

Ostrich eggs can feed like 12 people. Did you know that?

I spent a portion of my week having an uncomfortably vague conversation with a high school friend over Instagram. I knew something was off and then BAM. She invited me to join her Bitcoin mining scheme.

And alas! It wasn't my old high school friend at all! She had been hacked and they were trying to scam me so I scammed back. What a rush. And all I asked was for $53 to join my furniture refurbishing company (employees have to buy their own uniform). Didn't get the money but it never hurts to ask.

Okay, also speaking of asking, we got real Post-it brand sticky notes in the office. Ask and you shall receive, it is said. No more ZCZN curly corner sticky notes for me.

I've been spending a lot of my work minutes watching the construction workers haul in gravel using a medium-size yellow construction machine.

My coworker and I also convinced everyone to let us create "Arch Madness" since we are in the arch support business. Please don't tell the NCAA lawyers about this because we don't want to get sued. We just want to have a little fun.

And goodness gracious. I was just trying to have a little fun watching the Blazers but now I can't have fun because they are sitting our best players for the rest of the season. I both understand the move and despise it! Some of our third string guys are starting and it's hard to watch.

Can you believe some members of my family decided to get season tickets this year? Yikes.

I bought new black slacks this week. I went to Banana Republic and they asked me if I had a Banana Card. Have you ever heard of something more ridiculous as a Banana Card? I do not have a Banana Card. Depending on how these slacks work out, I may never even return to Banana Republic. We'll see. They had to mail me my new pants, so I'll be waiting at my mailbox.

We just put a motion sensor light in our mailbox because our mailbox is huge and dark and even in broad daylight you can't see into the back of the cavernous container. The mail carrier is going to be so surprised.

I watched two episodes of Wizards of Waverly Place. As you all know, this pandemic won't end until I finish this series. I'm sorry I haven't made more progress in these two years.

Why haven't I been drinking more water? That's above my paygrade to answer. But I am de hy drated.

Still waiting to announce my big secret. Waiting for the go-ahead from the head secret keeper at this point. Trust me, you will be the first people I tell because that is the benefit of signing up for the Rachel Rogers Newsletter.

Off to go drink some water and make more secrets.

Rachel