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OMG hiiiii! How are you? JK that's an INSANE question. I can't stop thinking about how my whole life I was lead to believe that quicksand and the Bermuda Triangle were going to lead to my ultimate demise (also, osteoporosis a la GOT MILK? commercials...Did everyone's bones get stronger or did Big Oat just tie up everyone in the Got Milk building and hold them hostage until they promised to never make a PSA again???)
Anyways, my point is, as I grow older I realize that contrary to everything I'd been taught in the early 2000s, none of those things would pose a real threat to me or my loved ones. Really, what I needed to be afraid of was megalomanic dictators trying to take over the world *JUST* as I'm hitting my Golden Years (that gorgeous time where you're so anxious about the future that you're circling your goal weight). Haha. I'm fine.
Anyways P. II...Despite everything, I'm throwing a live show to try and add some levity to these *trigger warning* UNPRECEDENTED TIMES. Come! I'd love to meet you all in person and maybe even...form a...community (army)?
It's gonna be a party with acts by Mary Beth Barone, Ismael Loutfi, Gracie Canaan, & Dylan Palladino.
See you there x
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