In Like a Lamb, Out Like a Lion - Slowjamastan MARCHes forward...
Well hello <<First Name>>!
Welcome to the March edition of The Sultan Sun. The Sultan would personally like to welcome all of our new citizens - we are on our way to 200 official members of our nation.
And If you're waiting for approval, thanks for your patience. Do make sure to check your spam/junk mailboxes. In fact, right now, please add sultan@slowjamastan.org to your address book and "safe" list. The Americans continue to try to block our communications.
Finally, make sure you've sent in your photo! 95% of applicants don't follow the directions and forget to send in their picture.
BEHOLD! The March edition of The Sultan Sun! Enjoy.
Our Nation on ABC TV
Did you see the news feature on Sacramento's ABC 10? Our glorious land was featured on the 5PM news, and your humble Sultan spread the word about our new nation. You can watch the video HERE. Even if you have already seen it - watch it again! Make sure to blow up the comments, too!
Around the World
Official passports are here and they are awesome! Be the first to own an official Republic of Slowjamastan passport. Each passport comes with your picture and your specific data (your name, DOB, etc.) Make your friends jealous and your enemies despise you even more, with your very own Slowjamastan passport. Check them out HERE!
Diplomatic Mission
Did you know your Sultan is on a mission to see all 193 countries on the planet? And I'm almost done!
To date, I've seen 175 out of the 193 nations on earth. It's the home stretch.
If you'd like to follow this mission on Instagram, my travel IG is @rdub
I'm leaving soon to check off three new countries - some very exciting ones!
I also have a travel blog, where I journal every one of my journeys. You can check out some of my wildest trips, which include travel to North Korea, Somalia, Venezuela, Iraq, South Sudan and Afghanistan. See my travel blog website HERE.
Hot Links Before We Say Goodbye:
-The Sultan explains the mystery of the donut "hole" and your mind will be blown.
-Meet our 100th citizen!
-Diplomatic license plates now available - brand new design just released!
I gotta run - time to pack and get ready for the big voyage.
God bless you and our great nation,
His Excellency Randy "R Dub!" Williams
Sultan of Slowjamastan
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