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ANUAFC Griffin Tale

ANZAC Day Derby

ADFA Rams are hosting ANU Griffins in Round 3 of the Canberra AFL 2022 season on Saturday 23rd of April. This match is part of the ANZAC round and will be played at Manuka Oval starting at 9 o'clock and ending at 4 o'clock. 

Register for your FREE ticket here. Everyone who wishes to come must register including those who are playing.

These matches are in support of Soldier On which is Australia's only national fully integrated and holistic support services provider for our Defence personnel, contemporary veterans, and their families. With this match being played in ANZAC round and being played by defence personnel, it is a perfect opportunity to support an organisation that helps many Australian veterans. 

Donations to Soldier On can be made through the following here.

We look forward to seeing the Bradman Stand filled to the brim to mark one of the biggest days in the calendar.

 

Fly High Brother

By Jimmy Mount

To say last week was the toughest I’ve personally endured in football would be an understatement. To say I couldn’t be prouder or moved by the response of this club, to an event that should never happen to a footy club, would also be an understatement.

If everyone at the club had put up their hand and said, I’m not up to it this week, no one would have blinked. Instead, all bar none have stepped up, opened their arms and pulled each other through.
 
On a day like last Saturday football was the least important event and yet somehow to a lot of us the most important thing we could be doing. A chance to come together and strive toward a goal, while remembering a mate who brought so much joy to so many people and left us far, far too young.

From a footballing perspective – Griffo’s got the win. A big first half set the scene and then a collective effort to hold steady as the emotional fatigue of the week started to make itself felt through the second half. The result though didn’t matter, all that mattered was that we were there together, as a team and as a club.
 
Over the next few weeks, we will all grieve and remember in different ways. For me, however, that looks and feels, I know that behind each of us sits a club that values community above all else and there is a lot of comfort to be taken from that.

Vale Chitts

We might not be able to physically stand on the same field together, but I know you’ll take the field with us for as long as the rest of us can still strap on the boots.

Grifferton – Episode 2: The Tumultuous 150th Game

By Kylie Lynch

Disclaimer: Note that the titles and pronouns used below are relevant to the time this Griff Tale was written (Victorian era). This story was based on true events, except for the parts that simply weren’t true.
 
Dear readers,
 
As you may be aware, the footy season is upon us and this author finds herself compelled to share the most curious of news that took place in the Southern region of Stirling over the weekend. Whilst the hunt for the Diamond of the Season continues, an even rarer jewel was found at Stirling Oval (ACT, not SA). Her Excellency, Karen Short, played her 150th game for the ANU Women’s AFL team – a rather impressive milestone indeed. No fan was spared from the eminent goals, nor the knee-grazing marks that helped secure her team a deafening 115-0 victory against the enemy’s flightless Air Force, the Gungahlin Jets. It was whispered that Lady Grifferton herself (Adela Michelson) proudly announced this score to be the bane of her existence, the object of her all desires and the thing that she most desperately burns for.
 
My reliable sources tell me that the match was similar to the Anglo-Zanzibar war – over before Lady Kate Brien and her esteemed physiotherapist could reach a firm conclusion on the ‘Curly Girl’ hair method. But, like any great war, there were triumphs and tribulations. Craftmanship was evident from the goals of Lady Iman Koutsoukou and our illustrious debutant, Lady Bridget O’Sullivan, who bestowed the pill in its rightful place – amongst the grandest of poles. But, dear reader, don’t be fooled, for there was also great treachery present in the deep, dark corners of the oval. Lady Eliza Shoulders’ low centre of gravity saw her rise like a phoenix from the opposing shoulder of a Jet – an act of infuriation to many. Another slanderous act was the unjust penalty against Countess Elizabeth Hill (number 69), who was accused of causing two Jets to crash mid-air when she herself wasn’t even in the flight zone – a true act of witchery indeed. However, worry not, for all is fair in love and war, and desperate times may call for desperate measures. Our other remarkable debutante, Lady Rachel Arthur, ensured justice was restored through her impressive art of flirting with death and being awarded countless penalties. Lady Beth Coster used other – rather curious and peculiar – instruments to fend off the opposition, which she trialled during the warm-up to great effect.
 
It would also be a deep oversight of me failing to recognise the absence of such steadfast forces during the battle. Queen Ine Beerens reportedly came down with a mild case of the Spanish Flu, which saw her tending to her impeccable rose garden. Not only can she play football and keep an Eden of unblemished roses, but she can also speak 6 languages, drink 37 VBs and even read and write – a truly accomplished young lady if I’ve every laid eyes on one. Furthermore, a rather duly noted absence in the enemy’s frontline was their superior aircraft and most valuable defender – Lady Patricia the Plover. Perhaps Lord Gerry Patron’s unforgiving strike with his steadfast sword (a tackling bag) in the last battle made her and her filthy offspring fly North for this bitter winter.
 
The match celebrations continued at the Royal Hellenic Soirée, which was both a sombre and sweet occasion. Stories were shared, the finest Carlton and wine was drunk from the bottle (Duchess Caitlin Roy) and the most heart-warming of waltzes were performed that even this jaded author must applaud. Like any good soirée, there were tales of suitors and matches, any the ladies’ dowries were enquired upon by many. Lady Abby Battersby, a true artist of the swoon, must be truly commended for her seamless introduction into the Grifferton society, where her ballroom talents were as full as the dance card that draped from her wrist. Speaking of appreciation of the arts, Lord DJ Shaun Nelson’s impressive one-man-band was also warmly welcomed amongst many ballroom dancers, similar to the reception Lady Georgia Moody gave to the batch of patriotic cupcakes that were bestowed upon her at the fields.
 
Anyway, my dear loyal readers, that’s ample Griff Tales to see this week through. But stay tuned, as where a ‘Scandol(ous)’ story goes, I will surely follow, with eyes to the horizon and ears to the ground. You’ll never know who lies behind this pen. But, rest assured, if you’re reading these papers of record: I certainly know you…
 
Sincerely,
Lady Whistledown
 

More to Footy than Footy
By Al 'Big Dog' Thorne

It’s been a rough week. I wish we could say the Ressies went out and demolished the Yass Roos for even suggesting they deserved to share an oval with us, but unfortunately they brought their finest and really put us to the sword.
 
Fun Yass Fact!
Yass is the worst town in Australia.
 
The Ressies were fired up after watching the Buzzies obliterate Gungahlin by ten million goals (congrats to Shorty on an outstanding 150 games), but the Roos came out bounding.
 
Repeated slick escapes through stoppages forced our back six to absorb a lot of overflow in the first quarter, and our wayward kicking (1.9) in response failed to muster the scoreboard pressure we needed to stay in the game.
 
Our only goal was an unlikely roost on the run from 45-out. Even the culprit, soon-to-be-mug-winner Shaun Griffiths, seemed reluctant in the face of teammates shouting “have a ping!”, but fortune favoured the bold.
 
Fun Yass Fact!
Yass is home to the ‘Yass & District Museum’.
I would rather spend 30 years in a Guatemalan jail than spend a single afternoon at the Yass & District Museum.
 
Despite the scoreline, there were heaps of highlights on the field:
  • First year Griffo, Connor O’Donoghue, sold a rambunctious two-handed rugby league style dummy, followed by an sloppy bounce in the muddy footmarks of the Stirling cricket pitch
  • The debut of Snags Romano, fresh off the grill, going hammer and tongs at the footy like he might a Summer run-out sale at the Burning Log Megastore
  • Tory Smith played a thankless game marking what must be the widest man in the league: a small forward with both the dimensions and density of a 240L wheelie bin the morning after a house party
  • Mitch McGovern taking a weekend off from the AFL to get all the hard footy no one else wanted to
  • The fear on Nathan Arch’s face when I suggested he should mark the younger, faster half-forward in the third quarter
 
Fun Yass Fact!
The Hume Highway bypassed Yass in 1994.
Good!
 
AMH, Nillers, and Tuanny showed some much needed grunt and leadership all around the ground, and Smiles Mannes put the headgear to good use in a bruising display up forward. The Big Sticker and Tom Michie toiled hard in the ruck, and Bushy made a more than respectable return to South (Stirling*) after over a decade.
 
Fun Yass Fact!
Wikipedia says that Yass ‘is popular with tourists’.
It is not
 
Best off ground was our fearless Manager of Footballing Operations, Izzy Van Ree, who conjured some administrative black magic and made sure we actually had a ground to play on and shirts to play in. Might I say, he also put in a diligent shift at the Hellenic Club soon after.
 
In reality, it was a tough day with plenty to be proud of, and one that reminded us how great it is to play footy, even when the footy itself isn’t much to write home about.
 
And fair play to the Roos, they were simply too good.
 
But at least we got to go home. They had to go to Yass.
 
Fun Yass Fact!
Yass is home to 6,506 people.
How awful
 
 

We are excited to announce our partnership with Capital Brewing!

Running around on Saturday, handballing, tackling, and scoring goals is thirsty business. At Capital Brewing they know that and are dedicated to quenching our thirst with the best beer possible! They take the highest quality, all-natural ingredients and some of the world's best water from their very own backyard, and with skill and love craft it into something fine. And it shows! Their beer is good, real good!

Not only do they make the most delicious brews, they also love supporting the good work of the community. We are therefore very excited to announce ANU AFC's partnership with Capital Brewing and look forward to serving you some of their wonderful beers!

Have a look at their website to discover their brews and much more! 

MARSH Insurance cover - the must know's

ANUAFC is covered by Silver Level insurance with MARSH, the AFL's official insurance provider. Your club fees go towards our club insurance and you are entitled to access this when you register in FootyWeb.

Key Features of Bronze Level Cover:
  • Reimbursement for approved non-Medicare rebatable expenses
  • Must claim on own Private Health Insurance (PHI)
  • $100.00 excess per claim
  • Treatment services must be paid upfront and then reimbursement can occur
  • Reimbursement of 50% of approved non-Medicare rebatable expenses after claiming on own Private Health Insurance
  • $2000 maximum payable per claim

For more information visit https://sport.marshadvantage.com.au/afl/.

MO'R Mortgage Options

Since 2006, MO’R Mortgage Options (MMO) has proudly sponsored the ANUAFC and supported its members through the services they provide.  Over this time, MMO are proud to have assisted more than 55 members and their families with their home loans.

They’ve helped members with many different aspects of property finance from purchasing their first home (or investment property) to saving them interest with a refinance.

MMO look forward to continuing their strong affiliation with the ANUAFC players, members and supporters through 2019 and beyond.

For help with your residential finance needs please contact Daniel ‘Rosco’ O’Reilly on Daniel@mmo.com.au or ‘Schitty’ Greg Oberscheidt on Greg@mmo.com.au, or 6286 6501.


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